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Old 13th Sep 2019, 14:09
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Nurse Fiddler discovers why he was known on "The Golden Shot" as Bernie the Bolt...
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 14:44
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You really don't remember calling Cpl 'Big Bertha' McTavish a poofter?
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 14:50
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Wait till he finds out one of them is actually Cpl Klinger...

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Old 13th Sep 2019, 14:52
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Yes... we did President Putin last week...

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Old 13th Sep 2019, 17:02
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That’s right nurse, you keep pulling on the stick until you see stars.....
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 18:49
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"Well he said he had meat and two veg down there up for grabs - so what with food rationing and all that....."
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 19:28
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Having seen these three it was at that point Private Scroggins decide to turn gay.
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 19:47
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Well I'm the only one who can play tents girls, but with your help, we can make it a marquee.

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Old 13th Sep 2019, 19:48
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Now Mr Nutloose, this won't hurt a bit, but youll have to change your name afterwards

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Old 13th Sep 2019, 19:56
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Owing to a shortage of sleeping tablets put on the headphones and select Trump or Boris
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 21:29
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Hoskins wonders whether the girls are after his pilot's watch.
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 21:42
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The last thing I remember was a big bang, and now I don't know whether I am in heaven or hell.....
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 21:46
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Nurse in the middle

If you are bad Nurse Bloggins, you will go to Nurses hell.

What's that ?

A ward with an endless line of pilots like this one to look after........

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 22:22
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Biggles tests out the old saying that the only three certain things in life are taxes, death and..... nurses.
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 22:50
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She may have stuck in her thumb, but Bert was 100% sure that it wasn't a plum she was about to pull out.
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Old 14th Sep 2019, 07:03
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Thr PM is pleased to show that A&E waiting times are a thing of the past with a ratio of 3 nurses to 1 patient.
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Old 14th Sep 2019, 07:06
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The PM is rushed to Hospital to have Cameron's boot removed from his ass finds a warm reception just after announcing a 10% pay rise
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Old 14th Sep 2019, 07:09
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The Nurses call for a hacksaw and Blow torch as Hoskins Mistress had lost the key to his Chastity belt.

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Old 14th Sep 2019, 09:29
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"Great Scott!" ejaculated Biggles "I knew those German nurses were trying to get something out of me."
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Old 14th Sep 2019, 11:37
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"yes it's a penis, and it's small, ahhhh there you are Buster, we wondered where you got too"
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