Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Old 5th Sep 2019, 16:13
  #56441 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Posts: 254
I'll not be putin that in my mouth!

- Ed
cavuman1 is offline  
Old 5th Sep 2019, 18:06
  #56442 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 63
Posts: 3,850
Putin on the Ritz?
Wensleydale is online now  
Old 5th Sep 2019, 20:37
  #56443 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 2,422
(Sigh) Ok Mr President let me try and make it simple, if we assume the salt pot is the attacking player and the Pepper and Mustard pots are the defenders, here we can see the salt pot is not offside, unless he came from a offside position before receiving the brussels sprout.
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 5th Sep 2019, 21:36
  #56444 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 1,240
:: sighs heavily and stands up

"You know, this fine dining is all very well, but what I really want is a toy submarine like President Kim's."
c52 is online now  
Old 5th Sep 2019, 23:49
  #56445 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 1,240
"Mr President, you were clearly told that the left-hand microphone is a hotline to your favourite house of pleasure and the right-hand one gets you an instant live broadcast on State TV and radio."
c52 is online now  
Old 6th Sep 2019, 07:56
  #56446 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 55
Posts: 5,839
Damn shame about ex-President Mugabe, a fine man. Yeugghhh, this soup tastes rather bitter.
treadigraph is offline  
Old 6th Sep 2019, 10:10
  #56447 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 1,240
"Prorog- whatever-ing? Withdrawing the party whip? Personally I'd soon apply the party whip, but in this country we are more civilised, we've got camps in Siberia."
c52 is online now  
Old 6th Sep 2019, 10:11
  #56448 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 1,240
"Mr President, Sir, the navigator wishes to express his most profound and humble apologies for landing in Sandringham when Her Majesty is in Balmoral."
c52 is online now  
Old 6th Sep 2019, 12:16
  #56449 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 16,102
"And the housekeeper has managed to locate another painting by numbers for you to put on the wall with your earlier horse Sir"
NutLoose is offline  
Old 6th Sep 2019, 12:22
  #56450 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 16,102
"I am sorry Sir, one is required to wear a neck tie in this establishement, I will ask one of the staff to bring one over, would you prefer a garrotte or simply a noose?"
NutLoose is offline  
Old 6th Sep 2019, 12:26
  #56451 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 16,102
And voila Sir, Japanese Wagyu Sirlion Steak, English new potatoes and red cabbage, or it would be but i'm afraid the sanctions are beginning to bite, so would you like a nice Turkish wine to wash down ones cabbage?, I hear it is almost palatable"
NutLoose is offline  
Old 6th Sep 2019, 13:21
  #56452 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 2,422
Waiter,..... Sir Fish or Lamb?, Please make up your mind Fish or Lamb? we have 97m peasants starving out there, the shops have run out of bread
Putin replies either
a) DILLIGAF
or
b) Let them eat cake
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 6th Sep 2019, 15:01
  #56453 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 2,422
Putin reacts at the feast of Haggis, Square Sausage and Black Pudding presented to him by the Tartan Army in anticipation of the 1500 Scotland fans coming to Moscow
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 6th Sep 2019, 15:57
  #56454 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 16,102
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup"
"There can't be, we coated it in ceasium before we served it."
NutLoose is offline  
Old 6th Sep 2019, 20:38
  #56455 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 1,240
"Sir, to show your superiority and importance, it is now necessary to slouch, occupying these three seats which we have provided."

Last edited by c52; 6th Sep 2019 at 20:57.
c52 is online now  
Old 6th Sep 2019, 22:35
  #56456 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 55
Posts: 5,839
Oh God, I've followed through...
treadigraph is offline  
Old 7th Sep 2019, 19:23
  #56457 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Darkest Surrey
Posts: 5,989
This revenge may be cold but if it doesn't get warm, then Siberia in January is your next cooking assignment.
racedo is offline  
Old 7th Sep 2019, 20:53
  #56458 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Great South East, tired and retired
Posts: 2,449
(Sniffs...) "Igor, do farts have lumps?"
Ascend Charlie is online now  
Old 7th Sep 2019, 22:26
  #56459 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 12,284
Well folks, it's been almost a week and I'm busy tomorrow so I'll call "Time" now.

There have been a few similar plays on the words, but I'll award the trophy to Wensleydale with this:

Originally Posted by Wensleydale View Post
Putin on the Ritz?
Wensley, I've polished the trophy and delivered it in person (and also polished your door handle - I think it was Duralglit but tbh, it did smell a bit funny) so please wear rubber gloves and a respirator whilst doing your duty with the next picture!

ShyTorque is offline  
Old 8th Sep 2019, 14:35
  #56460 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 63
Posts: 3,850
Wensleydale is online now  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement Terms of Service

Copyright 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.