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Old 3rd Sep 2019, 00:42
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Despite not doing very well on his 'knife and forker', Starshy Praporshchic Putin eventually passed officer training and went on to great heights.
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Old 3rd Sep 2019, 01:18
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Buster (left) and Nutty (right) are doing their best to keep BPF happy, but since it has been months since BPF won a CAPCOM he is just inconsolable
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Old 3rd Sep 2019, 04:19
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The Art Critics were desperately trying to distract Putin as they were too scared to tell him his Horse Painting was Horseshit!
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Old 3rd Sep 2019, 07:44
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Putin's mood improved immeasurably when he realised the solution to the Crimea problem was a feint attack by the Sprouts on the carrots, while the first Guards Brigade , Cauliflower division circled round to attack the Chicken up the rear using the Celery to cross the river of gravy and sheltered from the artic winds by the high potato mound.

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Old 3rd Sep 2019, 07:47
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Not realising the microphones were live, after Putin's comments about the food the chief was not seen again
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Old 3rd Sep 2019, 09:41
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He said no salad, no vegetables, just chips. In other words Putin on the frites...
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Old 3rd Sep 2019, 10:42
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"Shall I put the Crimea, comrade?"

"No, comrade, not there, the sour cream is always Putin borscht."

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Old 3rd Sep 2019, 10:47
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Get the boys in the cyber warfare division, and destroy that photobucket site.
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Old 3rd Sep 2019, 16:22
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and this doubles as a shortwave radio receiver

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Old 4th Sep 2019, 03:54
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A wafer thin mint Mr. Putin???
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Old 4th Sep 2019, 06:34
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...The venison is from Kamchatka, the potatoes from Siberia and the vodka is from Chernobyl.
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Old 4th Sep 2019, 12:41
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"Damn the silver service! I said I wanted a window seat."
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Old 4th Sep 2019, 12:42
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"And if I pay for a first-class ticket, I not only want no one sitting next to me, I want no empty chairs either."
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Old 4th Sep 2019, 19:02
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"Sir, this fine bird was obtained with a MiG-29 - would you sign a cheque for us to buy a new one, please?"
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Old 5th Sep 2019, 09:49
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Oh do cheer up sir, it could be worse, you could be the British Prime Minister.
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Well it was what you ordered from Uberski Delivery
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It appears your wife has ordered the Vegetarian option she want you to have a long life
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It appears your opposition in the Kremlin changed to order to the hi fat option. if you wont go in a vote they want you dead
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Old 5th Sep 2019, 12:28
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I ordered a happy meal, WTF is this?

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Old 5th Sep 2019, 12:39
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"Its Mystic Megs ball, we smuggled it out of number 10 with the help of Comrade Corbyn, the Conservatives are doomed now as they cannot predict anything."
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Old 5th Sep 2019, 13:09
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Putin: Ahhhhhhhhh, better out than in...

Waiter: Is that an expression of sympathy with certain political machinations in the decadent West, or have you just dropped one?

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Old 5th Sep 2019, 13:14
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No no Mr Putin, he just asked if he should remove the Serviette!
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Old 5th Sep 2019, 15:46
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(Pretend he is smiling)...Ah Dining on the Orient Express so much more civilised
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Yes Mr Reddington, your wish is my command
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