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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 11:29
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Due to budget cutbacks the leap from initial fast jet training to the OCU was a very very big one.
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 11:46
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No, No, No I said go practice your Cyclic Control
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 11:54
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With the implementation of ridiculous OH&S regs, you won't believe what he actually has to don if he wants to go flying.

P1
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 12:26
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"Ginge.. I'm just going over to the paint shop. The Corporate scum want the proper logo on the bike!"
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 12:33
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Flt Lt Bloggs was not too impressed with the new low cost Typhoon taxi simulator.
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 13:25
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Flt Lt Sturmey-Archer was the obvious choice for Squadron Spokesman
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 13:28
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Flt Lt Snuffy had proved that he had shaved valuable seconds off his walk round time and the GEMS submission was on its way.
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 13:55
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News reports that Typhoon had reached combat ready status seemed a tad premature..........
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 14:15
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yet again Fl Lt Smith didnt have time to change before going to pick the kids up from school.
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 14:20
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With the fairy wheels removed, Flt. Lt. Bloggs embarks on his first solo.

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V1, V2, aghhhhh
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 14:48
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"Spot the cock!"
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 21:35
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'The wheels in the RAF go round and round..round and round..'
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 22:41
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"MOD has recently mandated that all crews make considerable effort to reduce the carbon footprint of the fast jet fleet"....

Well done Bloggs, only another ten of those and you can have a Tesco coupon worth one second in reheat.....
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 23:41
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Once again, the target towing aircraft was u/s for the F3 live fire practice, so P/O Pinkerton was detailed to find an alternative vehicle to fly the target banner
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Old 4th Jul 2008, 09:12
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Flt Lt Prune was pleased to note that his transport was in full compliance with the second provision of Hague IV, Annex I,I,1.
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Old 4th Jul 2008, 09:45
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Nice one Mystic Meg

The future is here, and it is Power, Pedal Power
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Old 4th Jul 2008, 11:00
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Prune had a bicycle
He rode it 'round the grass
Every time the wheel went round
The spokes went up his ass.
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Old 4th Jul 2008, 11:16
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The latest model for a Crew Room Van
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Old 4th Jul 2008, 16:05
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HQ Strike cant work out why QRA launches now take longer than 5 minutes
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Old 4th Jul 2008, 21:17
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Sub-Lt Bloggs was disappointed to discover that he had misheard the instruction about Raleigh and that he was in fact expected to be at Torpoint.
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