Caption competition

[Dan Gerous]

Mark my words, one day we'll all have beards!

[treadigraph]

I told young Pilbury-Atkins that if he fancied some shooting, he could drop in here any time but I think he may have misunderstood me..

[SASless]

Not the Silk and Suspenders Buster. had hoped to see!

[Wensleydale]

Having developed his stealth powered microlight, Hoskins was disappointed to discover that radar had not yet been invented.

[racedo]

Pilot as usual, first out of the plane and last to the bar.

[strake]

'Now then Hoskins, when the canopy opens, you may experience what we call a 'Twist'...or two...or four..or eight...'

[622]

Last orders...I will make the decision tomorrow.

...Just polishing the CST trophy for the next recipient!

[Parson]

"Hoskins, I think your idea of DACT is a bit one sided...."

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Hoskins was in an awful dilemma: Keep his watch on, or throw it away and land on his feet.

[Kiltrash]

"Dear Mrs Hoskins, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your son, Nigel, managed to get out of the perfectly serviceable aeroplane, however the bad news was that he landed in the only part of Africa where they still practice canabalism. The Chief said he was perfectly roasted and went down a treat"
Yours etc The Air Minster

[ivor toolbox]

Stop the pigeon they said....

Ttfn

[racedo]

Hoskins still not understanding the close air support role he was told about.

[racedo]

Hoskins had never been in an air crash, 200 flights it was a record, course he had never been in a plane that landed either, 200 parachute jumps, also a record.

[622]

OK, the time is here...
Many fine entries to to a tough picture...well done all,

but there can only be 1 winner of the CFT trophy, and with the very non PC (It made me laugh!) entry its:

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

Unfortunate introductions in history number 1:

"Come back Brown. When I said that I was 'Alcock', I just meant that it was my name!"

Well done, and over to you

[Wensleydale]

[ShyTorque]

The first Hunter jet will be known as the Mark 2.

[treadigraph]

Did you say Berkshire Hunt? No, old boy, it's the Belvoir Hunt...

[Dan Gerous]

Dog on right, "Sh1t, it's Cruella DeVille, run for it boys.

[Kiltrash]

100 BEagals to 1 Fox. not fair, however the Fox was heard to cry, Fox 3 where's my banana as he pressed the trigger

[Kiltrash]

At White Waltham at weekends the Pilots took to the hunt when there was no flying
or
The hounds looked forward to the pilots returning and throwing the chicken bones out the cockpit, however one dog wanted the vegan option
or
So Nigel pick yours quickly, well after all you don't want a ugly one