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PM Johnson invited to Balmoral makes a spectacular entrance. Expects picture to appear soon in PPRuNe Cap Comp.
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PM Johnson invited to Balmoral makes a spectacular entrance. Expects picture to appear soon in PPRuNe Cap Comp.
Pilot to Navigator, mission accomplished, passenger got out successfully and parachute opened, test over now Nav course for the airfield?....Course for the airfield please Nav....Nav don't be the strong silent type, I cannot see the field, please give me a course to steer, … Nav cummon we are running low on fuel, … Nav Please give me the course,... Pilot getting anxious turns round, (you can see the punch line}...
The penalty for not being funny in the CAPCOM thread is no joke.......right Nutty 
I don't care about Bloggs, all I want to know is who signed for the parachute so we can dock his pay !
Oh yes sir, the crew has absolute confidence in my flying abilities......why are asking ?
Typical RAF 
.....They can't even manage a "walk the plank ceremony" properly 
.....They can't even manage a "walk the plank ceremony" properly
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Little did Bloggs know that his pilot had Apache heritage. He would later regret shouting "Geronimo!" as he exited the aircraft!
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Early trials of the Parachute Regiment proved that the RAF needed an aircraft capable of carrying more than one soldier if bridge capture was to be achieved.
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OH&S Act 1914, Schedule 2, Part C; No landing shall be attempted without a thorough inspection of runway being carried out by the PIC.
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"And now my next trick..... to pull the rabbit out of my a++"
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"It was the logical place to fit the chute when it was realised that most pilots are anally retentive"