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Old 24th Jun 2008, 09:49
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"Hey Tower, now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, Oh Bugger"
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Old 24th Jun 2008, 13:45
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'So Ma'am, let me get this straight: you were doing your makeup in the rear-view mirror when the mascara wand went into your eye?'
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Old 24th Jun 2008, 17:53
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I told you not to try a GCA in one of these!
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Old 24th Jun 2008, 19:19
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It was finally discovered upon landing that the very expensive and previously successful stealth technology which perfectly cloaked didnt exist, and was a case of the emporers new clothes.
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Old 24th Jun 2008, 19:43
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Right, we know the man in the engine compartment was there before we set off, and that the man who lowers the mainwheels did that, so what happened to the man who lowers the nose leg?
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Old 24th Jun 2008, 21:49
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I'd have to see it, to beleive it!
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Old 24th Jun 2008, 21:54
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"A bit late on the round-out, Hoskins"

(with acknowledgments to Uncle Roger)
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Old 24th Jun 2008, 23:17
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"Well, whadya know, Colonel, That's what that there switch is for...I'll be darned!!"
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Old 24th Jun 2008, 23:26
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"Yes, yes, I can see that man, but who's nicked the ailerons??"
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Old 25th Jun 2008, 04:18
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Having returned from a cheap weekender, Tex realised that leaving his wheels in the carpark at John Lennon International wasn't such a good idea after all.
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Old 27th Jun 2008, 10:20
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(the chap looking inside the cockpit,to the crew standing around)

No sir the sh$t has not hit the fan
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Old 27th Jun 2008, 19:04
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What do you mean you didn't see the other one in front of you?
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Old 29th Jun 2008, 19:45
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Time to declare a winner:

I told you not to try a GCA in one of these!
Albatross, I got the joke, you win! Well done, off you go!
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 09:36
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C'mon Albatross, we are waiting for the next pic with our pens sharpened
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 09:59
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Looks like Albaross is confined to barracks while he re-learns to move his right leg and left arm together.

So here is the next challenge:

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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 10:27
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When told he would be taking the 'camp bike' for a trip, Flt Lt Bloggs smiled.....






....Until he found out that due to fluffy PC regulations a camp bike was now correctly described.
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 10:51
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The WSO-to-pilot retraining programme adopted a novel approach to teaching the straight and level attitude

or:

"So I've got a red SPILS, a Reheat and a CSAS warning. What the hell do I do now?"

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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 11:17
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Here is PC Daffy undergoing retraining after his UFO encounter.
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 11:27
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the new aircrew operated aircraft tugs were'nt the best idea GB had had
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 11:27
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Ever-rising fuel costs forced a change in the BBMF's display...
 


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