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Old 12th Aug 2019, 07:52
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The Air Force realise that if you cut short the service life 'to save money' you can get the Tax Payer to fund a super expensive new platform
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Old 12th Aug 2019, 14:08
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"Mom look, Dad bought me Fighter Pilot Monthly. You get some pieces every month and you can build a full size, working Nighthawk. There's only 497,386 more months to go."
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Old 12th Aug 2019, 14:29
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"Yes, Minister, I assure you, this airline has invisible aircraft, many invisible aircraft, and its terms and conditions are not cut-and-pasted from a pizza delivery company."
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Old 12th Aug 2019, 20:40
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Has the 3D printer run out of ink?
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 05:20
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Told you Hoskins it was a mistake fitting a 100cal Gatling gun for the test fire
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 05:21
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That's all the Serbs sent back. They said it was destroyed
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 05:23
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Wow that sandstorm last night was very abrasive
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 07:26
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...and then this bloody great bat flew full tilt straight into it sire, kerrr-whannnnggg! Nothing left of either, 'cepting them wheels...

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Old 13th Aug 2019, 08:07
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Yeah, the Chem-Trail tank leaked overnight and...well.....
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 08:09
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.. and on my UTUBE channel tonight I shall show you how to change the spark plugs on a '96 V8 Holden, but first to gain access you will need to remove all of this.
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 10:53
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The Invisible Man and Section Officer Harvey make good use of Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility, to join the 5' high club. Unfortunately, they were caught by Professor Snape, who could see the wheels and ladder.
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 13:23
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Someone's been nobblin' our Wobblin' Goblin...
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 19:17
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Spectacles - testicles - wallet - and WTF?

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Old 13th Aug 2019, 21:32
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Amazing, Lockheed spend billions developing an airplane the Russians can't detect and obliterate; then you Schmucks leave it out in the sunshine for two days and it evaporates!
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 21:45
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Airplane Repo 'Bandit 57' takes the back pay he is owed in kind
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 22:32
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"Just proving that we can park one there."

-- "And how are you getting it past that sign saying what it is?"

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Old 14th Aug 2019, 00:05
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"Don't worry son, they wouldn't put such secret stealth technology out on display like this, it'll be a replica"
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Old 14th Aug 2019, 08:29
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Scotty does not quite get the cloaking device to integrate with the Worp Core
or
This should fool the Ruskie spy satellites
or
The Russian agent takes a commercially available tour of AMARC, well it worked at Pearl Harbour, concludes the F117A has not been retired after all
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Old 14th Aug 2019, 10:52
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Well after a particularly scathing assessment by BEagle of the Nighthawks capability we had to start all over again from the ground up
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Old 14th Aug 2019, 13:11
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"Prime Minister, allow me to present to you your personal escape aircraft for when Brexit goes wrong, provided by a grateful Great British Public"
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