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"Well, yes, you are all members of the RAF, and you are a team, and you are in some kind of formation high above the ground, and there is only one letter difference between aerobatic and acrobatic, but I sadly I don't think you're a replacement for the Red Arrows yet.
"... On the other hand, the budget being what it is....
"... perhaps if we get you red briefs, and we can get you to emit extremely loud red, white and blue farts, we could get somewhere."
"... On the other hand, the budget being what it is....
"... perhaps if we get you red briefs, and we can get you to emit extremely loud red, white and blue farts, we could get somewhere."
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I am on the crenelated precipice of the membership's usual acute sense of humo(u)r! My keyboard requires immediate replacement, having been soaked in coffee, beer, and human exudates, which, by their nature, remain unmentionable.
How 'bout we take the express elevator to the top floor and, amidst the heav'nly blaring of flugelhorns, vuvuzelas, confetti, tasers, and high explosives, we celebrate the awards ceremony of the coveted Coffman Starter Trophy?
Some time Saturday, if that works!
- Ed
I am on the crenelated precipice of the membership's usual acute sense of humo(u)r! My keyboard requires immediate replacement, having been soaked in coffee, beer, and human exudates, which, by their nature, remain unmentionable.
How 'bout we take the express elevator to the top floor and, amidst the heav'nly blaring of flugelhorns, vuvuzelas, confetti, tasers, and high explosives, we celebrate the awards ceremony of the coveted Coffman Starter Trophy?
Some time Saturday, if that works!
- Ed
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Well we had to top the navy, they did it in a barrel over Niagra Falls..
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I say Charles, no time is ever going to be the right time, but I've been sleeping with your wife..
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bloody superglue....
Avoid imitations
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"You're right, Bert - the bit of fluff in your navel is blue."
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Allez... ooops!
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"Can't we just use semaphore like everyone else? B was tricky but how we will do a D is beyond me."
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The Tri Miltary Formation Display Team, Flight Lt Smithers (RAF) soars over head as Major Gulper (Army) buries his head in sh*t, and Lt Cmdr Wayward (RN) enjoys the occasion.
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"Are you sure this is Bridlington Lido?"