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Old 26th Jul 2019, 22:39
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"Not a bit of it, Dear Leader. The vessel is designed to list slightly to starboard whether you're in it or not."
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Old 26th Jul 2019, 22:43
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"Give me a torpedo to put between my legs."
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Old 26th Jul 2019, 22:45
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"If I were Boris, I'd attempt and fail to balance on this handrail, and the British people would love him for falling in the sea. I wonder if it works here... Get me the editor of the Pyongyang Times."
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 00:01
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Dear Leader never heard of that American game called "Whack-A-Mole"!
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 01:17
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"Tell the press contingent that we WON'T be submerging today, Fearless Leader is too fat to get down the hatch!"
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 01:52
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North Korea attempts a remake of "McHale's Navy"
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 03:06
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"Dear Leader. They're telling me that Nutty has put another picture of you on the Cap Com, but again, he didn't win..."
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 03:07
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"No, you come up here & tell the Dear Leader that the flight deck is dipping below the waves whilst he's on board!"
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 03:09
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Pyongyang's Finding Nemo ride was a hit!
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 03:11
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One ping only Sung-soo....
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 05:07
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The Dear Leader wishes to know where all the little men with notebooks are.
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 05:10
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Well SOMEBODY put superglue on the railings...
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 05:12
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He's just realised that being called a Jeremy is Cockney Rhyming Slang...
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 05:23
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Officer on phone: Ok, so decreasing the pressure inside didn't work? Let's try pressurising the boat. Maybe that will get him moving. He's stuck pretty tight in the hatch!
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 06:41
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(Officer on phone: ) "I need the country's best QC: the dear Leader wants to know why I've got more medals than he has."

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Old 27th Jul 2019, 06:44
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The officer relays the Dear Leader's every word to a group of men on shore with notebooks.
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 06:48
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MORE HOT WATER! Dear Leaders bath is too cold...
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 09:02
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"Wireless technology, Dear Leader? Why, yes, of course. This whole ship is powered by clockwork and elastic bands."
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 09:06
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Many thanks Nutty for taking up the slack.
while I have signal ( crackle) may I offer..
Yes dear leader we are off the coast of California and your one man dingy has been lowered with your change of clothes in it. But why?
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Old 27th Jul 2019, 09:10
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We shall lay of their big cities and conduct missile drills and listen to their Rock and Roll, then we will sail to Havana where the sun is warm and the girls are welcoming. But Great Leader we do not have enough fuel to return to Base. Yes I know.
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