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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 17:31
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"Ok I'm hooked up to the winch chaps, You know, we used to have jolly japes on arriving at boarding school, but I've never heard of this keel hauling jape before"
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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 17:47
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Coastguard cutter fishes an illegal emigrant on Wednesday from UK Waters and returns him to Dover
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This should do UK and Iran's relations no harm
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TV company ties the PM down to get what is his plan for Brexit
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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 17:51
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I spent the day with the Royal Navy, learning how to combat the Iranian threat in straights of Hormuz

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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 17:51
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Boris forgets where he parked his bike

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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 17:52
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Trump looks forward to meeting the new PM, a lunatic like himself
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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 18:12
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Daily Mail Headline.... The British President steps off HMS Asute to defend the Baby milk factory from the crashing aircraft
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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 19:05
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Shout from the hecklers ' Don't give up your day job'
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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 19:36
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This'll look good in the papers. I'm a dead ringer for Daniel Craig you know. B,b,b,b,Bond, James B,b,b,b,Bond.
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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 19:41
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Originally Posted by ivor toolbox View Post
I spent the day with the Royal Navy, learning how to combat the Iranian threat in straights of Hormuz

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More likely in the Straits of Hounslow..
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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 20:24
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It was later revealed that the Navy had accidentally filled his life vest with 100 kg of lead just as the lifting rope broke
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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 20:45
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Phew! One heck of a pedalo!
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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 21:01
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"As I said we will retain the nuclear deterrent and Ive always wanted to do this and relive the moment from my favourite film, Dr Strangelove."
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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 21:11
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"I've spoken to Donald on the phone and intend to set up a playroom at No10, we found we both have an interest in train sets, in his case Amtrac and mine British Rail."



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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 22:04
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"Psst...does he really think you have to kickstart a torpedo?"
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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 22:29
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"I tried to take back control, but they wouldn't let me near the rudder"
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Old 22nd Jul 2019, 22:34
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"Yes there will be a place for Jeremy Hunt in No 10, someone needs to feed the cat"
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 04:32
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Helmet, stab vest, steel-capped boots... yes, I'm ready to get the keys to No 10 from Mrs May.
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 04:36
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We took Jeremy Corbyn water skiing - he seemed to disappear when we passed just in front of the Woolwich Ferry...
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 05:49
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So you'll just green screen all this out, and I'll look completely natural?
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Old 23rd Jul 2019, 08:24
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Yes Skip with the excess ballast removed she will ride higher in the water
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Putin was heard to say. What get involved with the Tory party leader election? We have no experiance with rigging votes
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Boris was glad he had a stab vest when he went to see the party faithfull
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