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Old 20th Jul 2019, 01:08
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Sasless in PriFly conjured up a mental image of American Disabled Veterans doing the same to the Veterans Administration admin pukes!


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Old 20th Jul 2019, 01:29
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But I put enough money in the meter !!!!
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Old 20th Jul 2019, 01:30
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Well the first one failed the float test, so why don't we try 2 out of 3.....
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Old 20th Jul 2019, 01:32
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Well the pilot is pissed and since we can't take the keys away........
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Old 20th Jul 2019, 04:08
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And this is why Walmart on Christmas Eve is likened to the Fall of Saigon!
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Old 20th Jul 2019, 04:24
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"This should really confuse the Chinese spy ship watching us!"
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Old 20th Jul 2019, 13:04
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The Crew, when told of the Six Month extension to their deployment in the Persian Gulf, decided the Admiral would be going along for the ride too as his ride ashore went over the side!
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Old 20th Jul 2019, 13:13
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Import duty on helicopters after Brexit? - no worries, we'll just hide it here and come along with a salvage vessel tomorrow.
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Old 20th Jul 2019, 19:03
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Due to cutbacks the SAS discover ropes for abseiling have been dispensed with


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Old 20th Jul 2019, 19:46
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It was after this welcome from his own side that SASLess decided to transfer to Chinooks flying into the DZ supporting the Rangers
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Old 20th Jul 2019, 21:14
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The new Minister of Defence, considering that when Britain really ruled the waves, there were no helicopters, sets about making Britain Great again.
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Old 21st Jul 2019, 00:00
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After a truly nonsense post-pint caption the night before, Treadigraph gets the push...

As he watches another brazen example of the modern throw-away society, CPO Butch Oblonsky hits on the idea of recyclicing just 10 seconds too late.
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Old 21st Jul 2019, 07:19
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The South Vietnamese show the US what they think of Lend Lease!
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Old 21st Jul 2019, 07:25
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That's how we (should) deal with Iranian troops abseiling into the decks of our tankers
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Old 21st Jul 2019, 07:28
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The Def Sec on a tour of the troops gets a not entirely unexpected reaction just after announcing the Rum Ration is to cease
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Old 21st Jul 2019, 07:51
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The helicopter project was accidentally delivered on time, on spec and on budget, therefore we have to destroy many helicopters so as not to show up all the MoD's other projects.
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Old 21st Jul 2019, 08:48
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The Minister denied a report in the Daily Mail that scrap helicopters had been purchased for the use of the Royal Navy.
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Old 21st Jul 2019, 12:31
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Judging tonight (my time) so we can start the new week off with a new Winner!

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Old 21st Jul 2019, 15:48
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The Bullingdon Club dine out with the Royal Navy.
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Old 21st Jul 2019, 16:34
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Pilot comes out the crew room. "Did somebody want me? Been watching the Golf"
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