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Old 19th Jul 2019, 12:15
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"Oi, no burials at sea without the padre."
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 12:16
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"Is this altogether wise, Sir?"

"Good point, Wilson. Tell the men to get their uniforms on."
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 12:33
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"But sir, it's painted on the side, push here"
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 12:34
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 12:39
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"Sorry Chung Lo, no landing fee, no landing..."
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 12:41
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Just heard over the Ship's 1MC after a whistling of a Bosun's Pipe...."Attention all Hands....give the Ship a clean sweep fore and aft, all ladder ways and passages, and deposit all trash in the shit cans provided!".....right?
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 12:51
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Playboy bunnies return aircraft disappears which means they must stay for next 6 months.
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 13:02
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I told you not to put Mr Creosote in the pilot's seat.

(For those of us old enough to remember Monty Python's Meaning of Life).
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 13:16
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"I'm not 'aving fecking pongoes stinking up my ship"
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 13:29
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Rivalry before the annual Army-Navy Football game quickly got out of hand.
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 14:23
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....and in the contest last man holding on wins ...
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Captain of the Queen Elizabeth has deamed he only wants shiny new Aircraft on his shiny new ship
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 14:49
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"Quick! There's 1.2 million US citizens marching on Area 51. Destroy the evidence!"
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 16:14
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No Krispy Kremes on supply helicopter always gets this response.
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 16:28
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This is a scientific experiment to prove that the earth will reject helicopters because they are so ugly.
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 17:02
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The captain said to launch all aircraft and this was still around
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 20:50
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I told you only blow the bl00dy doors off
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 21:05
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Skipper said to toss the ship's Bell....

Ttfn
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 22:32
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"..... and if we time this right, it will drop right on top of that Republican Guard patrol boat".
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 23:26
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Kitchen sink was holding the beer so they threw whatever was not nailed down.

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Old 19th Jul 2019, 23:55
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Letters? **** letters, I'm shagging that lttle.... who? What? Lieutenant Who? Really...
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