Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

Having stolen the plans for a BAC Jaguar, Antonov develops one even more slow and hopeless. ( Sorry anyone from Coltishall)

[Kiltrash]

To prevent further miss use the new car for the Captain of the QNLZ is revealed

[Kiltrash]

Nutty regrets allowing Buster to help him repair his Audi

[Kiltrash]

To celebrate 50 years since the moon landings, NASA began to regret tasking the students of 2019 to re create the Luner rover by thinking outside the box

[racedo]

Designers of top and bottom congratulate themselves on excellance. One day they might even meet.

[racedo]

BAE claims it met the specifications. It being of no use to anybody has never been their issue.

[racedo]

Committee pleased with their design.

[SASless]

Plod understood his testimony in Traffic Court about the direction of travel of the suspect vehicle was going to be difficult upon cross examination.

[Parson]

"Ok guys, who had the bright idea to split body and chassis designs into seperate contracts?"

[racedo]

It is a Borismobile. Nobody knows where it is going or it's purpose but lots of people are jumping on board.

[Ascend Charlie]

Designed by Trump Industries, the "Trump Hashtag" followed Forrest Trump's leadership by saying it will go one way, when it was apparent to all that it would go the other way. It doesn't have a reverse gear, so it will never back down.

[treadigraph]

"...and madam, particularly noteworthy is the ease with which it can be parallel parked..."

[Kiltrash]

Transformers5 star comes to the premier in Leicester Square, sneezes and is caught in accidental transform
or
After the success of Strike Force Harrier in Germany using roads and trees as cover in the 70's Hoskins goes one further and develops cover for the F35 to hide in Red Square

[Buster Hyman]

With history as a guide, Airbus knew the risks in outsourcing component manufacturing.

[cavuman1]

NASCAR was transformed by a car which could only turn right.

- Ed

[Wander00]

New runabout for Captain of HMS Queen Elizabeth

[c52]

Safety improvement to help male drivers stare at young women in summer without twisting their necks.

[Wensleydale]

The new Morris Marina Estate emulates Ferrari with a central mounted engine, radiator in the side pods and of course its colour.

[Kiltrash]

In the re make of the Dukes of Hazard, the producers are accused of spending all the budget on Daisy Dukes outfit
or
Fans of Ferrari and Red Bull are glad to see Mercedes got it wrong after the rule changes for the 2020 season
or
… and this also comes on Black, Green, Blue, Silver and brown the brochure proudly tells prospective purchasers

[Kiltrash]

The BBC interviewed Group Captain Warrior who described this as a real dogs breakfast