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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 22:38
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After some close inspection, the Cardinals all agreed that it was white smoke, and that a new Pope had been chosen.
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Old 3rd Jul 2019, 06:03
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In a climactic final scene, Luke and Han rush from the damaged Falcon to tackle the Dark Lord before he can draw his light sabre
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Old 3rd Jul 2019, 09:11
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Early vectored thrust experiments involved tests of only one axis at a time.
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Old 3rd Jul 2019, 09:16
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ATIS:
"...........
Runway three zero: vegetation-vegetation-vegetation"
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Old 3rd Jul 2019, 10:18
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The use of Maxaret in the pilot's underwear proved to be a failure...
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Old 3rd Jul 2019, 13:09
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"It's a handicap race against the Jag on the runway, but I fear the Jag is about to be blown into the weeds"
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Old 3rd Jul 2019, 13:18
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"When we told you that for the purposes of the exercise, the runway was to be considered blown up and you were to use your initiative, we meant you to divert to another suitable airfield."
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Old 3rd Jul 2019, 15:19
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"What did that Spaniard mean by grass e ass?........ Oh sh*t..."
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Old 3rd Jul 2019, 15:23
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"E's definitely over the white line....e's gonna get a 5 second penalty for that you know, I bet e' tells 'em Verstuffem ran 'im wide"
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Old 3rd Jul 2019, 15:27
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Maverick for the purpose of this exercise the hard deck is 10000.said Viper ( pointlessly )

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Old 3rd Jul 2019, 15:29
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In a previous life Fowler when claiming a kill would celebrate by sniffing the white powder. (Only works if you are a Liverpool fan )
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Old 3rd Jul 2019, 18:31
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It's not just the plane that is smoking grass, by the looks of it.
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Old 4th Jul 2019, 11:17
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Last call for boarding on this one, I'll be judging later.

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Old 4th Jul 2019, 14:28
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"Well if it is a Gnat its lost its c*ck as that's even closer"
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Old 4th Jul 2019, 19:46
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Well, after due considerations... the winner is c52 with "that stopped in a couple of hundred metres, Order top quality turf for our aircraft carrier", honourable mentions to treadigraph and nutloose for mentioning big boobies underpowered french engines, and Winkle Brown, but not all at the same time.

Now, fresh from my roof the CST is heading for c52

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Old 4th Jul 2019, 22:05
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Wow, thank you!

I sometimes think I have the best entries but this time I thought there were far better ones. I shall offer a new picture in the morning.
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Old 5th Jul 2019, 06:26
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The site has changed and I can't use a URL to the chosen image - where it says "paste a file URL" I can paste it in, but it is immediately overwritten by "paste a file URL" again.

It's the same with Firefox & Chrome.
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Old 5th Jul 2019, 09:00
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Originally Posted by c52 View Post
The site has changed and I can't use a URL to the chosen image - where it says "paste a file URL" I can paste it in, but it is immediately overwritten by "paste a file URL" again.

It's the same with Firefox & Chrome.
Post the URL here and put [img] in front of the address and [/img] at the end of it and try that, failing that just paste the URL and I will see if I can do anything

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Old 5th Jul 2019, 09:05
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...or just copy the image to your desktop and then use the browse option.
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Old 5th Jul 2019, 09:43
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[img]https://www.rcgroups.com/forums/show...=4064329&stc=1 [/img]
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