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Look I laid on 100 Full fat 100% beef burgers with not a trace of goodness, Guaranteed 1000 calories each and a short trip to a heart attack with a side order of Deep Fried Mars Bars... and now you tell me you have become a Vegan...Gluton Free...Dairy Free.... Marathon running.... Tour De France cyclist...…. AAARRRGGGHHH
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"There are so many rolls left over because everytime I turn on the extractor fan, the contents of the grill get plastered over the front wall of number 22 across the street"
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Eddie Jordan's career had been varied: bank clerk, racing driver, team owner, BBC commentator and now extreme burger barista...
I have had a absolute whizzo idea for a TV show, we get some unattractive presenter to stand at the local government re cycling centre and when a local comes to skip rubbish we take it off him and convert it to something absolutely amazing …..Nurse Kiltrash needs his stronger medication
Revealed! What all those engineers clustered under the engine cowling of your aircraft are really up to!
Just set it... and forget it!
(With copyright apologies to Ron Popeil)
- Ed
(With copyright apologies to Ron Popeil)
- Ed
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
- Ed
- Ed
If "Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven" then "Nothin' says foreigner like somethin' from the after boreigner"! Never mind....
- Ed
- Ed
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"Hang on i'll call the missus over, she's got the high pitch whine down to a Tee"
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"looks like rain? but don't worry iv'e got constant ignition selected"
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"You don't want it rare? I better open the bleed valve then"
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Judgement Time!
I was surprized that no-one mentioned that Boeing had at last found a use for the Max8, but I have to say that there were some good off the wall results.
For some - there was quantity - for others there was quality, but the nearest to my thoughts of the frozen chicken gun came from Cavuman1 with:
"Off-Screen Left: Incensed by the 108 decibel noise, an angry neighbor uses an air cannon to launch frozen chickens into the fan section of the "grille". Damage is minimal and the birds turn out to be spicey and delectable".
Despite the spelling of neighbour, you have the CST. Congratulations and take it away! (Just because you broke away in 1776 it doesn't mean that you don't have to use proper English!!!)
W
I was surprized that no-one mentioned that Boeing had at last found a use for the Max8, but I have to say that there were some good off the wall results.
For some - there was quantity - for others there was quality, but the nearest to my thoughts of the frozen chicken gun came from Cavuman1 with:
"Off-Screen Left: Incensed by the 108 decibel noise, an angry neighbor uses an air cannon to launch frozen chickens into the fan section of the "grille". Damage is minimal and the birds turn out to be spicey and delectable".
Despite the spelling of neighbour, you have the CST. Congratulations and take it away! (Just because you broke away in 1776 it doesn't mean that you don't have to use proper English!!!)
W
Evertonian
Boeing manage to offload their surplus 737MAX's....
Tootle Pip and Bumbershoots!
Sir Wensleydale, I am indeed honoured to fly the winning colours of the Coffmann Starter Trophy on the bonnet of my Silver Shadow! The Spirit of Ecstasy blushes, e'en as we speak. I am 'umbled, and as you know, apples and pears up the stairs. Would that we cousins 'cross the pond speak the common language which divides us as well as do its originators. You are right and we are wrong. What of that, eh? Forthwith, notwithstanding, I offer the following for the Politic Would-be's of the PPRuNe World:
- Ed
- Ed
Gnome de PPRuNe
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It was certainly a bit Squirrely in the air this morning
F/O Scruggs really didn't know his Astar from his Bolkow...
F/O Scruggs really didn't know his Astar from his Bolkow...