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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 00:19
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No, Hoskings, crop spraying is usually done from above the ground.
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 01:32
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You can take Gunther out of the Komet, but you can't take the Komet out of Gunther!
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 01:33
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This competition's really hit the skids....
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 01:34
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England tries to disrupt the Aussie march to the World Cup by damaging the pitch at Lords...
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 01:35
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Bert! Cancel the air stairs....
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 02:03
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Smithers, note this on the test report: "Power required to taxy considered excessive".
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 02:10
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For the Aussies:
Victa reenters the aircraft market.
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 02:30
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Salesman from Blackburn, 'Uh you think that is low?' the Buccaneer is up next
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Is it me or do French engines always deliver insufficient thrust?
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 02:33
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It was then that Pierre realised the stolen plans were missing Page 86,'The Undercarriage'
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 02:37
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Who needs stealth technology when you can fly this low?
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 02:39
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No I think it is Toulouse. Open House if correct ..
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 02:41
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Hoskins only realised he had landed wheels-up when he needed full afterburner to get to the lines.
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 05:29
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A perennial Liverpudlian problem mars the first John Lennon International Airport Flying Display...
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 06:57
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"I can see now why they called this model the dash-hound"
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 06:57
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A typo in his annual report suggested that the pilot should "fly mo " to maintain his currency...

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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 07:27
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Austerity measures now hitting runway maintenance
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 08:07
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Aircraft suffers multiple earthworm strikes during a low pass...
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 09:27
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Pilot:

"Patrouille Leader - I am unable to maintain station. Shall I turn off my white smoke?"

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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 09:56
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"LET'S PLOUGH THE FIELD BOYS!!!!!"
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Old 2nd Jul 2019, 10:09
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" 8's in!" (Since it looks like Patrouille de France. As I point out to any French listening, les Fleches Rouges Anglais vol avec neuf avions!)
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