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Old 29th Jun 2019, 16:11
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Old 29th Jun 2019, 18:36
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Passengers must wear safety belts when the Captain illuminates the "NOW GOING UPSIDE-DOWN" sign.
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Old 29th Jun 2019, 23:25
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So Hoskins, you say 05 handles like a dog?

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Old 30th Jun 2019, 14:31
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Sorry to be late in judging, but we had a major computer crash this morning! A number of rib-tickling entries collectively, and winners tend to run in a cyclic fashion (see what I did there?), but I couldn't pass on the last. ivor toolbox has the CST including rudder pedals with "So Hoskins, you say 05 handles like a dog?" Our skillful helicopter crew will winch the trophy onto ivor's roof this afternoon if they can get it past the whirling rotor blades!

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Old 30th Jun 2019, 18:37
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Thanks for the temporary loan of the CST... picture coming soon as I can work out how to attach it

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Old 1st Jul 2019, 17:49
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Here you go... have at it

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Old 1st Jul 2019, 18:06
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Someone has to say it . . . . "Bit late on the roundout there, Hoskins."
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Old 1st Jul 2019, 18:17
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Old 1st Jul 2019, 18:18
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"Third runway at Heathrow? Who needs a third runway".
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Old 1st Jul 2019, 18:56
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If it helps... it was a creation of our french chums across le manche

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Old 1st Jul 2019, 19:48
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Old 1st Jul 2019, 20:20
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Well done Hoskins. Now the chem trail conspiracists have their proof.
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Old 1st Jul 2019, 20:26
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5,4,3,2,1: Thunderbirds are GO! Almost....

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Old 1st Jul 2019, 20:40
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Flaps up! Oh crap...
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Old 1st Jul 2019, 20:50
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"For God's sake Hoskins, did you not listen at the briefing? You're supposed to land the flying boat on water!!"
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Old 1st Jul 2019, 20:52
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"Er, Sir...'Ground Atttack' is still done from the air!!"
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Old 1st Jul 2019, 20:58
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Fosdyke took being a Mud Mover just a tad too literally
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Old 1st Jul 2019, 21:42
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Old 1st Jul 2019, 21:50
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Old 1st Jul 2019, 22:30
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"Well, that stopped in a couple of hundred metres. Order top quality turf for our aircraft carrier."
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