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Old 28th Jun 2019, 05:42
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Argh here is me parachute
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 05:45
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Professional engineer combines the best attributes of a helicopter and light aircraft makes a right dogs dinner of it
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 05:46
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Bottom picture. Boris interview for Aviation Week published
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 05:46
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Muttley really thought he was the dog's round objects...
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 06:05
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I know there's a flying instructor shortage but........
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 06:14
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Last ditch safety feature to keep the pilot away from the automation
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 06:35
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And to make matters worse, Rex decided to eject....
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 06:37
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"Airspeed alive and increasing"
"Tees and pees..."
"Oh, I knew I shouldn't have said that....."
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 08:29
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If Bob Ho(o)ver flew helicopters...

(I believe he did actually)
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 08:38
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Top pic;

"Look, it was the only way to find my keys, ok?"
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 09:13
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"I joined the Army to fly helicopers but they told me i would be a better Warrior"
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 09:14
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"The bloody dogs chasing squirrels again"
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 09:15
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"Woof you haven't woof locked the door woof properly"!
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 09:30
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Sniffing each others' tails gets a bit tricky when you are flying a helicopter at the same time.
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 09:30
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Proof, should it be needed, that helicopters only fly because they are so ugly the earth repels them...
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 09:33
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I told you not to command Spot to 'roll over" when he's flying...
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 10:11
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"Bloggs, we seem to have been sold a Sopwith Pup"
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 10:13
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"Bit of a mistake letting him fly when you know he reaches round to lick his own genitals every 5 minutes......"

Or

"Bad dog! Stop chasing your own tail!!"
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 10:14
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Proof positive that sometimes the tail does wag the dog....
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 10:17
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"There I was, in cloud, upside down, nothing on the clock but the maker's name...."

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