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Old 24th Jun 2019, 05:10
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Extra virgin olive oil? No ma'am, I use AeroShell Turbine Oil 560, recycled for that authentic airshow smoked taste...
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 06:46
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The Hairy Bikers adventure to Duxford got a bit out of hand......
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 06:58
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....and in case of rain comes with its own shelter
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 07:03
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Now we know what goes on in tbe man cave when the wife takes her eye off the ball
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Sacked Pratt and Witney engineer proudly shows off what he was getting out the factory gates ' One piece at a time'
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 07:33
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The office workers at Canary Wharf were pleased to see Hank show up with the burger truck after Management had made it the lunch 30 minutes allowance
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 07:57
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We're gonna need a bigger gazebo
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 09:42
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Customer complaints please got to the front and step inside.
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 10:05
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McDonalds finally certify their new FADEC system
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 10:21
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If the wife complains about the heat just wind her up to 89%N1 and get your wife to get close to the front, cures the nagging once and for all
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 10:24
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TV Reporter. And lastly Mr Hoskins what does your wife think about this? well I lost her when I started this. Oh I'm sorry, was it sudden? yes she stood too near the front

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Old 24th Jun 2019, 10:26
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Has anyone seen the cat?
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 12:02
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When I said "we need more Rolls for the BBQ"...that's not what I meant!
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 12:12
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Following a series of thefts at Heathrow Airport, police are examining catering equipment recovered from a nearby camp...
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 19:53
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You want cheeesseee with that?
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 21:15
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"What do those burgers actually taste like when cooked?"

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Old 24th Jun 2019, 22:16
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Crispy duck, sea gull, starling is our specialty when in season.
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Old 24th Jun 2019, 23:27
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At the inquest following the BBQ accident, it was determined that Boeing failed to notify any of the cook crew that they had installed a Main Cook-top Augmentation System (MCAS) which tragically malfunctioned.......
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Old 25th Jun 2019, 00:26
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Hyphen-Smyth was quite handy about the house and could make most anything out of odds and ends from his employer Pratt and Whitney....the Wife's Vibrator started life as an R-2800!
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Old 25th Jun 2019, 02:59
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What goes in the front comes out here ... plucked and ..%%cked
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Old 25th Jun 2019, 06:35
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ah Mr Lucas, that's what happened to the Podracer?

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