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Old 19th Jun 2019, 12:49
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Yes ever since he was born he has taken a great interest in Aviation, oh his name, yes Dave Reid and we are from Reading
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 13:01
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I'm not saying that was a long delay, but those two behind hadn't even met before they checked in!
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 15:37
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Bring your child to work day was catching on.
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Old 20th Jun 2019, 00:10
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Hang on, did this go through the x-ray at security?
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Old 20th Jun 2019, 00:12
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The captain made sure the youngest FA was assigned to look after the child, due to her experience as a grandmother.
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Old 20th Jun 2019, 07:52
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When Yoda takes a flight.
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Old 20th Jun 2019, 07:54
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Young Racedo appears to have thrown his dummy out, I'll see if it's under the chair.
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Old 20th Jun 2019, 11:05
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Oh God. That wailing behind us! Do you think they've misunderstood what 'carry on' means?
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Old 20th Jun 2019, 12:31
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"Don't worry little one, once you join the Navy you will get a full barrel to sleep in."
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Old 20th Jun 2019, 14:00
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Everybody always wondered where Side show Bob had obtained his name from.
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Old 20th Jun 2019, 19:25
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Ms Abbott in the row opposite wants to know if you've finished calculating the cost of policing for her.
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Old 20th Jun 2019, 21:07
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Well this masks the contaminated air from the packs
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Old 20th Jun 2019, 21:10
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Mothercares sleeping partner
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Old 20th Jun 2019, 21:12
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After this the aircraft crashed in India and so the Jungle Book story was born
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Old 20th Jun 2019, 22:52
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Cannibal Airlines bring your own lunch.
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 04:56
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"All passengers accounted for, Chemtrail dispenser stowed...ready to go Captain!"
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 11:45
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"The idea was it would inhale farts thus improving cabin air quality, unfortunately we are having teething problems in that it is producing its own, that are green, sticky and smell worse than those it is supposed to remove"
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 11:48
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"Sorry Ma'am, we have a bunch of scousers down the front, I will go see if I can recover the prams wheels."
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 11:48
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Old 21st Jun 2019, 12:52
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Air Stewardess: "Wanna join the Milo high club?"
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