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Old 18th Jun 2019, 15:39
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"Oh flying in this aircraft feels like one could almost be outside, what with these large square windows this Comet is fitted with"
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 15:40
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"Fatigued? no, I just love staring out of these large square windows the Comet has."
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 18:13
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Harry Potter dreams of being a great magician
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 18:19
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Man next to madam. Wish everyone would stop assuming
​​​​​ I am the father, I am not even with this woman.
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 18:23
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The 2 men in a civil partnership bring their offspring back to meet up with their respective families
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 18:31
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Stewardess reading name of baby.

"Someday this Boris Johnson may grow up to be a really important person, at the moment he is just a tiresome little shit"
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 18:52
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No, I said in the Unlikely event of turbulence, the baby cot goes in the hatrack!

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Old 18th Jun 2019, 20:21
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Originally Posted by racedo View Post
Stewardess reading name of baby.

"Someday this Jeremy Corbyn may grow up to be a really important person, at the moment he is just a tiresome little shit"
.................... (just adding a little balance).

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Old 18th Jun 2019, 20:31
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Captain has asked me to quieten baby, he cannot hear if the engines are still running
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 20:42
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This Dummy on the floor. Is it yours or the Captains?
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 22:08
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"What a lovely bouncing baby. What's his name, Mrs Wallis?"
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 22:15
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale View Post
.................... (just adding a little balance).
Its a Caption Competition, make one up if you don't like what someone else has suggested FFS
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 00:30
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"I can't get a coherent answer out of the little blighter, and along with what you said about a long and drawn out painful Labour, I can foresee him becoming an MP Mrs Corbyn, oh and I see his toys are made by Marx"
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 00:31
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"Yes Mrs Corbyn, he has definitely got the trotsky's"
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 01:07
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Captain, it's time to get up and resume your duties in the cockpit
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 08:14
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"If he's 200 hours old, madam, he can only be the co-pilot, sorry."
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 08:48
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Mother: "Tell the Captain from me that if we 'place the baby's seat in the upright position' she'll fall out."
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 10:07
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Guy with glasses: 'Just wait until he opens the bomb bay doors on that cot, that'll wipe the smirk off your face...'
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 11:43
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...and don't fret madam, if he keeps soiling the nappy we have plenty of spares, we use them as the seat head covers
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 11:47
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what was that madam, junior has a peanut allergy and you would like us to stop serving nuts with the Gin and Tonics, Sorry the other passengers have voted to remove the child. He will need to go in the hold with the other service animals, Never heard so much Political Correctness
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