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Old 17th Jun 2019, 21:29
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"I'll take him forward Madam. I'm sure that the navigator knows how to change a nappy".
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 21:33
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In the good old days of proper service. one Hostess to 4.5 passengers
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 21:33
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"No this model is the 737 max, you can tell the differences internally, as it's curtains for us."
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 21:56
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"Marvellous invention, what do you call it stewardess?"

"It's a Weber Ma'am"
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 01:44
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Beef, Chicken, or Veal?
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 01:46
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Lady looking up; "Um..."
FA: "Yes, that's right."
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 01:47
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In the event of a water landing, look under your seat. In the event of a Paternity suit, look above your seat...
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 08:02
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Someone misunderstood after the airline announced that the upgrade would be made using COTS.
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 08:26
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On the flight back from the Greek Islands (1963) , Madam was not sure which of her 3 lovers was the father of her child , so she sued all of them in Sweden
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 08:52
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In response to the BA sleeper class, RyanAir launch their new service.
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 08:53
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"You want to suckle on a tit?, hold on, I believe we have a Jeremy Corbyn flying in first class"
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 08:58
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Ryanair increase the capacity of their aircraft by reclassifying children as carry-on baggage, and increase income by charging 50-100 for items of carry-on baggage weighing more than 4 kg.
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 09:48
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A young Jacob Rees-Mogg practises being not amused, a la Queen Victoria, as a member of the Bullingdon Club talks about smashing up restaurants.
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 09:56
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"I'm sorry little one, your mummy appears to be smashed out of her skull on the free cocktails"
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 09:57
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 10:07
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Madonna's next adoptee.
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 10:09
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Oh What are you going to be when you grow up !!

I don't plan to grow up, I am going to be an airline pilot.
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 11:06
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"You can't fool me with those glasses, you're Willem Defoe"
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 11:09
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"So what happened to the what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza?"
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 13:59
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He says he saw Kim Jong-un out on the wing...
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