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Old 12th Jun 2019, 20:57
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Well skip you are the one that signed for the Norden bombsight so you are one in trouble with the yanks if we can't find it
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 20:59
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617 say we stole their Tirpirz trophy but I am sure it was 9 Squadron
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 21:04
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I still think the CO should not have made us draw lots for tail gunner Charlie this trip
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 21:06
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Wish they could put all these flight plans on a small electronic device. What could possibly go wrong
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 00:43
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"Aaargh! This mission was long enough without having to do this $#!* at the end. And what the hell is a 457 Visa anyway?"
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 00:44
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At this rate Hoskins, if you don't find it, we'll miss the 75th anniversary commemoration flight too!
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 01:45
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Doctor, Please stop proving the laws of Physics don"t apply to you

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Old 13th Jun 2019, 01:47
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Skip no sorry looks like we are all out of the fish option
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 01:48
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Tuna again? I hate bl@@dy Tuna
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 04:34
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Quick, everybody look busy, the Wing Co's coming...
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 04:37
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Ah Captain May, me and the lads, Corbyn, Johnson, Ledsome and Sturgeon have clubbed together and got your Grandaughter, Theresa a nice sack
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 08:55
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 13:28
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The delivery pilot had just gone to the NAAFI for a quick cup of tea... while waiting for the weather to improve at the destination airfield. (Meanwhile, the lads at RAF Speke stripped her Wellington of everything they could carry.)
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 14:48
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"Number 12.......Wigan Athletic!"
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 15:19
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No...!! Not Scrabble...
SCRAMBLE...!!
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 15:44
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The new Mk. IX was obviously more compact... but getting everyone aboard during life-raft drills was proving tricky...
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 15:47
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I hate these Secret Santa things, I always draw the Padre!
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 15:55
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"Which 4 lines do you check on this type of parachute, Sir?"
"Never you mind... just stuff it all back in and hand it to Hoskins when he turns up!"
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 19:33
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I say chaps! Are those Doris' knickers?
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Old 13th Jun 2019, 19:43
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Navigator ' Should have gone to Specsavers ' early advert
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