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Old 17th Jun 2019, 13:22
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Pilots complained that the Crew Rest Area on the 'Baby Airbus' left a lot to be desired
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 13:25
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Upgrade to Premier Class on the last flight out of Siagon did have its advantage
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 13:30
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Sorry Madam but rules are rules. In the event of a evacuation you must leave behind all your carryon baggage. No exceptions
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 13:32
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You just look like your father............ whoever he is.
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 13:33
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Hostie . my what a bonnie baby you have madam
Madam ...thank you but it is a stuffed Chimpanze that my husband shot in Africa
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 13:36
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, we DO have a very full flight today, so please stow any items of hand-luggage of less than 20" length beneath the seat in front of you."

"Madam, this baby is only 19" long, so do as the Captain says."
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 13:56
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"No, Sir, pee soup is not on the in-flight menu today."

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Old 17th Jun 2019, 14:38
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Originally Posted by andytug View Post
Baby air rage: "I want another gripe water and I want it now... or I'll smash yer face in!"

Bloke with tache: "Did they say that's a Sky-cot or a Psychot?"
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 14:44
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Mr Jackson that's a lovely son you have, what's his name? ..Bubbles .
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 15:25
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Your diaper is full !!! Well you exactly like the Sky God up front then. Full of S**t and making lots of noise, but at least you will grow up..
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 15:25
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In economy, it's a roof rack!
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 15:27
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Row 2 window seat: "Thank God I'm not squashed in next to an obese passenger. Now I can get some sleep!"
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 15:28
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Well, there's no room in this locker Ma'am. You'll need to put your baby further down...
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 15:35
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Broccoli, Carrot, Mash and Spinach, followed by Blueberry Ice Cream, add baby and hey presto "Biological Weapon of Mass Destruction"
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 15:37
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Stewardess, Can I smell your armpits.
No you can't.
Oh must be the baby then.
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 15:37
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Cooeee
Where is Snow White and the Other 6 Dwarfs.
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 17:18
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I've just picked my nose - would you like some?
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 18:17
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"And in the event of a crash landing, put the baby on your lap and use it as a cushion, just as depicted on the safety information sheet."
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 19:29
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Oh Miss. I distinctly asked for Upper Deck seating. What the Hell is this?
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 19:59
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Qantas flight non stop Perth to London Heathrow, did not expect the delays to be so excessive that the 8 month pregnant lady in seat 4c would have the baby mid flight, however the Hostess showed admirable ingenuity
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Sorry madam you need to pay the child's fare before we can land
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