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Old 4th Jun 2008, 19:37
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Old 4th Jun 2008, 23:26
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Front seater to other fella,

"For the last time Hank....yes, i think Sgt Yapowski likes you, and no, i dont think you need to lose more weight, go ask her out.....man, your just like Clinton! give it a rest already!"
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Old 5th Jun 2008, 01:12
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Pilot, -singing-" I'm a pilot, in the military and my favourite conversation topic has to be me......."

Mech, -thinking- "Knob"

P1

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Old 5th Jun 2008, 04:04
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Pilot to tech: "Does my bum look big in this ?"
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"You ain't seen me, right?"
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Old 5th Jun 2008, 08:47
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Biggles hoped that stuffing a techie in the intake would stop that annoying rattling noise at altitude.
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"Listen buddy, I know it's a stealth aircraft, but I'm tellin' ya, there ain't no engine in there!"
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"Hi..... delivery from Anne Summers..!"
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Old 5th Jun 2008, 11:12
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In my best Scotty accent:

'She canny take any more Captain, it's the Dilithium crystals.....'
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Old 5th Jun 2008, 11:50
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Just to confirm that tail.... its 7FS not 7SF? The new stealth insertion/extraction medium for Odi....
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Old 5th Jun 2008, 12:12
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..while we wait for Mr. Tricorn - fun only, no judging

As no one bothered:

Is it after lunch and the dog is saying " God! I'm stuffed!"

Hat Coat etc
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Old 5th Jun 2008, 13:28
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"How the hell did I end up doing a boring job like plodding around bomb dumps and guarding aircraft with only a smelly waste of rations for company?........Ahh well, at least I don't have to wear that fing white webbing"

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Old 5th Jun 2008, 13:35
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Airman of the year award goes to Plod, who has proved himself a model example of a policeman.
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Old 5th Jun 2008, 14:51
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To the above:

The Hood's infiltration of the bomb dump was going well until asked to pose for a photo.

To the main competition:

It finally emerged that to keep the IR signature of the F-117 down, groundies on modified exercise bikes powering big fans were actually used instead of turbofans.

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Old 5th Jun 2008, 16:40
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Originally Posted by Tricorn
"Nah mate, the THRONOMISTER.....it's attached to the SPHETZNER VALVE....hehehe Apprentices"
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Old 5th Jun 2008, 21:24
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Bloke in intake: "Oi mate! Where do you keep the bog roll?"
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Bloke in intake: "No I am not bloody Toulouse Lautrec".....thinks, "There isn't even space for one bog in here".
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"Bloody "stealth technology" - how am I meant to fix something if I can't see it"

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Old 6th Jun 2008, 08:19
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Pilot: "Try tweeking it back and left again.............come on for god sake, I'm missing Neighbours.
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