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Old 2nd Jun 2008, 03:26
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Old 2nd Jun 2008, 06:54
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Even before young Nigel put the monkey suit on, it was obvious the latest low budget re-make of King Kong was just not going to work...

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Old 2nd Jun 2008, 10:42
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The AF/BF was not going well, and still the bowser hadn't turned up!!

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It just came off in my hand, Chief!!
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Old 2nd Jun 2008, 19:43
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The latest design looking for acceptance by the LAA/PFA (Whatever its called this week) ran into a few snags during its certification test flight.

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Fred was deeply upset by the claims that his permit aircraft looked more like a toy than a 'proper' plane.

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I've seen some of these new Very Light Aircraft, but this is just taking the pi......



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Old 2nd Jun 2008, 19:52
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Oh, and just thought of this:

The movers even managed to damage little johnny's plane, and they weren't even anywhere near it

*takes cover*

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Old 2nd Jun 2008, 20:56
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This week's winner of Britain's Got Talent rehearses his eyewatering Royal Variety breakdancing routine - "Spinning in the Plane"

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Old 2nd Jun 2008, 22:17
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And now -- the moment you've all been waiting for . . .

In a gallant third place, with special mention for mordant topicality, is Mr Rather Be Gardening with:

"Senior RAF engineer confirms that this aircraft is definitely fit to fly."

Coming in at number two is Mr Oli-The-Original with the splendid:

"Fred was deeply upset by the claims that his permit aircraft looked more like a toy than a 'proper' plane."

But tonight's star prize goes to . . .

(wait for it)

Yes, it's Mr Tricorn with the magnificent:

"The AF/BF was not going well, and still the bowser hadn't turned up!"

Give him a big hand, folks. Mr Tricorn, opportunity knocks! You have control.
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Old 4th Jun 2008, 14:39
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Give me a few more hours, I will need to create a flikr or similar account to link to the photo.

Unless anyone knows another way?
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Old 4th Jun 2008, 14:49
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Here's a quick one....

..while we wait for Mr. Tricorn - fun only, no judging

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Old 4th Jun 2008, 15:32
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OK - off we go......



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http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...photo/F117.jpg
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Old 4th Jun 2008, 15:45
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'You do that once more while I'm down there and this torch is going where the sun don't shine!'
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Old 4th Jun 2008, 15:51
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FOD was a bit of an issue for the USAF
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Old 4th Jun 2008, 15:57
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Pilot to waist gunner, errrm....................
 
Old 4th Jun 2008, 16:04
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Pilot: Were you there the whole time?
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Old 4th Jun 2008, 16:10
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Listen! If the Bootnecks can do it with an Apache.......
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Old 4th Jun 2008, 17:09
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Damn, those illegal immigrants get everywhere..........
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Old 4th Jun 2008, 17:48
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Bloody movers just keep getting in the way!!
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Old 4th Jun 2008, 17:53
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"Hey, man, some dude stole the engine".

or:

"Don't look now, Hank, but there's a goddam big mother of a UFO comin' at us from your left . . ."

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Old 4th Jun 2008, 18:06
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R2 You're Alive!
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Old 4th Jun 2008, 19:24
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"Yep, hot sarnies are still here but still can't find the cold cans of soda"
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