Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

You don't have grid girls anymore do you? but I get to take Section officer Harvey's Australian cousin once round the bay and back in time for Tiffin.

[Kiltrash]

Damm heat haze, I am seeing a Mirage

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[c52]

The car driver doesn't know that the tarmac disappears over a cliff 1 km ahead.

[Dan Gerous]

So, your sponsor sells petrol! Mine sells AIM9's.

[Kiltrash]

Under the Pilots name it lists air to air kills, on the F1 side pods it lists World Championships, ( space available to hire)

[Kiltrash]

Pete Waterman upgrades his fast toy train set to include fast cars and planes

[c52]

The Spec for the next generation fighter said four wheels, one engine, one-man crew, fast and with aerofoils.

[Kiltrash]

Having missed Qf9 Lord Sugars driver delivers him to his private flight back to London on time to get back to cast his Brexit Sorry EU Election vote

[c52]

"The advantage I have over you is that if I park illegally, no traffic warden can reach the windscreen to give me a ticket."

[Kiltrash]

Yes but you could still be calmped

[c52]

The Air Chief Marshal, seeing the new Follow-me trucks, appoints himself Air Chief Marshaller for the afternoon.

[Blossy]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Yes but you could still be calmped

Is being calmped painful?

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, time for a mid week refresh to the Comp...

Runner up...Tashengurt with;

Mercedes find a loophole in the amount of wing they can carry.

This weeks winner...Big Pistons Forever with;

The RAAF evidently learned the importance of choosing the right airframe for a celebrity event, unlike the RAF who tried to out run a F1 racer with a Jaguar.......

[Big Pistons Forever]

Many thanks Buster

Standby for a photo, I am just in the process of setting up a new computer

[Kiltrash]

Remember if it has a big red eye and called HAL, be afraid, be very afraid

Standing bye.....

[treadigraph]

"What are you doing Big Pistons?"

[Kiltrash]

Caption waiting for picture

Phone rings, BPF 'Hello'
Heavy Indian accent,' I am Pierre from Ottawa, not anywhere near Delhi, I see you have a problem with your computer, I can help you fix that, please enter your 16 digit card number...'

[Big Pistons Forever]

My new Computer MCAS (Main Computational Allocation System) appears to have “issues”. The techies are all saying “it’s not supposed to do that” . Like the FAA I am being promised a solution “soon”

In the mean time I am calling open house, ......as long as it’s not, Buster, or Nutty,

sent from my phone

[Kiltrash]

If I may be so bold, What is Flash Rx or Tx?

[NutLoose]

"Yes, I can feel it removing fat and toning my thighs and buttocks as we speak"