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Old 24th May 2019, 09:07
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"Yes, I can feel it removing fat and toning my thighs and buttocks as we speak"
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Old 24th May 2019, 09:16
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Not much protection for the bold adventurer astride what looks like a cross between a dustbin and an armadillo.

But bullets always miss the hero, anyway.
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Old 24th May 2019, 09:52
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Vespa introduces the new "Stealthspa"

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Old 24th May 2019, 09:58
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Alexa, order me a large breakfast at the nearest Wetherspoons. And play "Ride of the Valkyries"...
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Old 24th May 2019, 10:47
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Old 24th May 2019, 12:01
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Whenever in doubt with a government tender, use a bimbo with great hair.
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Old 24th May 2019, 13:01
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"Hello, the flags clearly show that I'm flying sideways, what shall I do?"

-- "Just jettison the flags, then everything will be fine."
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Old 24th May 2019, 13:03
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"No, I didn't say I wanted a big rock, I said I wanted a big...…."
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Old 24th May 2019, 13:05
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"We're going to have to call off the invasion, I have forgotten my big **** orf watch"
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Old 24th May 2019, 13:59
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"President Putin, Sire, we have the ideal next PR shot lined up for your Esteemed Mightiness! If we just Photoshop that weedy Western wimp off at the waist, add your manly rippling torso back in above the belt, without any of that putrid, pansy upper-body Western clothing trash getting in the way of course, I think it will greatly enhance your already glorious "Russian Rambo of the Future" image, Sire! Permission to commence Photoshopping, Sire?"

Of course it helps if you are aware of PPs propensity for appearing topless in photos whenever he can….
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Old 24th May 2019, 14:29
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Evidence emerges of the Captain of the QE using his Gov't issued vehicle on a private trip to Skegness.
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Old 24th May 2019, 14:48
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"But you said to Flash your'e Gordons"
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Old 24th May 2019, 14:49
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"What do you mean Madonna wants her missile bra back?"
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Old 24th May 2019, 14:57
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"Err...this is War Rocket Ajax. We can't find his body. Suggest calling the whole thing off..."
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Old 24th May 2019, 15:47
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"The power of Christ compels you!"

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Old 24th May 2019, 17:57
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I'm not sure the rivets on this thing are fully up to the job - but into the battle I go!
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Old 24th May 2019, 18:01
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To cope with flocks of dragons on the airfield, the BCU had to upgrade their squawking Landrover.
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Old 24th May 2019, 18:06
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Man gets trapped in the handle of his space-age lawnmower.
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Old 24th May 2019, 18:09
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I thought wearing Lycra would enable me to work the pedalo a bit better than this. Can you come and rescue me, please?
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Old 24th May 2019, 18:10
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“Hello, Base ... with just 2 missiles and one little gun, this thing isn’t going to do well in a dogfight.”
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