Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

We will just call it Baby Wessex till we descide on the name

[racedo]

After a big curry, Budgie pushed out a jumbo all on his own.

[Kiltrash]

Having declared a Weather Radar emergency and landed at a airport not type equipped the technician finds a novel way to reach the radome

[ivor toolbox]

Someone's been watching too many episodes of 'Thunderbirds'

Ttfn

[treadigraph]

With five successful attempts under his belt, Hoskins' new airshow act was shaping up well. He was now ready to try it with the 747 airborne...

[Buster Hyman]

That's the easy part. Getting in via the APU is the hard part!

[Kiltrash]

This explains why when the instructor calls for the 'Emergency Stop' by banging the clipboard on the dashboard that the occupants need to be fully belted up

[c52]

"So,the next step is, we try it in flight. We're pretty confident there'll be no problems."

--"Oh? and how is the pilot going to see where he's going?"

[Dan Gerous]

Open the pod bay door HAL

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Amazon's direct-to-your-door parcel delivery service begins its final leg.

[c52]

The spec required the new military freighter to be capable of loading and unloading without any use of ground equipment.

[Parson]

As part of Joint Force Jumbo, the Fleet Air Arm were less than impressed when they were only allocated the rotary support element.

[Tashengurt]

"This one is close, that one is far away."
(With apologies to Father Ted)

[treadigraph]

Economy was forced upon President Trump during his state visit to the UK in 2019...

[Kiltrash]

After the flight the pilots tech note said ' Buzzing noise in cockpit', Maintenance logged, 'Opened door and let buzzing noise out'

[Kiltrash]

Daily Fail headline....Due to the lack of affordable hotel rooms in Madrid and Baku, surplus Concorde's used as emergency accommodation and for Mr Beckham transport supplied

[treadigraph]

Sun headline: Jumbo Mumbo Robbo Blojo

(I've no idea what it means either)

[Tashengurt]

From his wifes perspective, his chopper was no jumbo.

[andytug]

This is of course, how the opening nose became known as the Bell end....

[Lafyar Cokov]

LAST CALL - Judging tomorrow......
(Not a caption....obviously!)