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Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
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To be honest, when I ordered a drink, I thought a small Copper Pony was a whiskey!"
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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"He's the in-flight entertainment." "Oh really; shame he's just a one trick pony..."
FA to passenger, "I'm sorry sir but your life vest has been stolen, however in the unlikely event of a water landing just hold only the horse. He is a champion swimmer at the doggy paddle
Wow ! Those Brits are taking their horse, I guess this Brexit thing is really going to happen
Laugh all you want but I will be doing the laughing when we arrive at gate 2 and our connection is leaving from gate 231
Hey, you can’t have the business class meal !
Nah he isn’t a horse, he is moveable ballast You see I have trained him to run to the back of the cabin in case we have to get the nose up for one of those MCAS “events”......
The travel agency said we were travelling “Cattle Class”. Well I didn’t have any cows but I figured that a horse would be close enough.
Yes, he is a "Show Pony", but I am hoping he will be a Toe-Pony and step on the toes of this fat slug in the blue shirt - he has already taken both the armrests.
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"This is the last time I fly Playboy, they promised me the personal attention of whores."
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"Ryan Airs introduction of an optional £50 all you can eat service left passengers disappointing when they realized that it was impossible to eat the intended buffet.