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Old 6th May 2019, 02:10
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RAF Transport Command has set up a committee in order to investigate whether changes to the carry on rules for repat flights might need to be modernized. A full report is expected by July 2022.
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Old 6th May 2019, 08:00
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David Blaine says to the FA " look into my eyes there is not a horse here, you do not see a horse, and you will give me free drinks all flight"
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Old 6th May 2019, 08:51
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In a new scramble to be first off the aircraft at the gate Hoskins tries Wacky Races ...
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Old 6th May 2019, 08:52
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"Listen, darling, this is business class so I expect my pony to be able to do its business on the floor here without anyone complaining."
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Old 6th May 2019, 09:23
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Not sure about the Catering Doris. I feel a bout of the Trots coming on...
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Old 6th May 2019, 10:21
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"Stick a pony in me pocket, fetch a suitcase from the loft... ...why do only fools and horses fly?"
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Old 6th May 2019, 11:12
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Smack my pony
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Old 6th May 2019, 11:32
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Last year it was Cabbage Patch dolls now it's bloody My Little Pony
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Old 6th May 2019, 11:33
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Well they sold it in Duty Free do what's your problem?
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Old 6th May 2019, 11:35
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Well Stud animals are valuable and can't trust the Post Office. Thieving barstewards
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Old 6th May 2019, 11:40
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In the EU animals with a pet passport can travel freely cross borders So what's the problem?
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Old 6th May 2019, 13:00
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I was told that legroom would be 4 feet ....

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Old 6th May 2019, 13:32
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I don't know why she looks so upset. Her feet are much warmer than mine!
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Old 6th May 2019, 14:20
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NOT A CAPTION

... And they're rounding the turn to the final stretch...the entire field is bunched together in the lead...they're setting a record-breaking pace...hooves and puns are flying everywhere...and Hoof Hearted takes the lead by a nose!

Ladies and Gents, judging tomorrow, and no "bothering" as found in the Kentucky Derby, lest your winning entry suffer disqualification.

- Ed
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Old 6th May 2019, 15:35
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Shrek & Fiona transformed, but Donkey was having a little trouble.
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Old 6th May 2019, 21:56
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Passenger asked "Can I have Red Rum in the cabin".
Of course you can have any rum in the cabin you like.
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Old 6th May 2019, 22:05
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(Lady) "When Blue-shirt invited me on a holiday with his friend who is hung like a horse, I imagined something different..."
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Old 7th May 2019, 10:04
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"We're carrying extra duty free and were told we would have to pony up when we clear uk customs"
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Old 7th May 2019, 11:57
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In an effort to avoid charges for the child, Wilma and Freed did the Trojan Horse trick with Pebbles
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Old 7th May 2019, 12:50
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"He wouldn't give up his lucky horseshoe, so I had to bring him with us."
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