Caption competition

[Wensleydale]

In an attempt to improve the performance of the Spitfire, the designers went back to the old adage: "Its Quicker by Tube".

[ivor toolbox]

First attempt of the 'Everest Double Glazing' commercial.

Ttfn

[Kiltrash]

Why yes Mr Schneider we could fit floats but why?

[Kiltrash]

No sorry Mr Williamson, you must come out eventually

[Lafyar Cokov]

The rumours of a blockage in the pilot training pipeline proved to be far more literal than anyone expected!

[Kiltrash]

Well the design does look good, 35000 feet 450knots 8 machine guns HF radio 4G turn armour plating self sealing fuel tanks auto pilot Cat 111 landing 900 mile range, however the tea and coffee making facilities does need a bit of work

[c52]

There's a leak in here, Mr Williamson....

[Finningley Boy]

So, once again, you thought you could fly it through the tunnel because it looked big enough... and Ginger was winding you up about it.

FB

[Penny Washers]

I'll put up some results first thing Friday morning, so we can have a new photo for the weekend.

Isn't it annoying how you always think of a really good caption after the competition has closed? It has been worrying me all the week why the photo of the priest with the machine gun reminded me of something - but at last I've got it. Don Camillo! And Fernandel in the title part.

Wonderful stories.

[Wander00]

What did you say your name was, Hanna?

[c52]

"Whose idea was it to put a real aeroplane in here? You've reduced the RAF's inventory by 1.3%."

[racedo]

May the Royal Air Force be with you, Obie one.

[racedo]

Is this the British Empire Strikes Back movie, if so we aren't going anywhere.

[racedo]

If I shoot it down, can I meet Princess Leia in a Bikini ?

Hoskins, shoot it down, then you can wear what you like son.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

When designing the Trent, Rolls Royce decided to stick with what they knew.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

I know Hoskins is a bit of a ham-fisted clot, but it's hard to find men of his calibre.

[Dan Gerous]

We've repaired the dink in the port leading edge, and the rest buffed out OK, so hopefully no one will notice.

[Buster Hyman]

The good news is, we've figured out what's causing the drag. The bad news is, I have to get off the wing...

[Kiltrash]

Going my way?

[Ascend Charlie]

As soon as they get the photos of Harry and Meghan's baby, we'll get the film to you, and shoot you down the tube to the chemist to get them processed.