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Caption competition

Old 1st May 2019, 15:12
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First attempt of the 'Everest Double Glazing' commercial.

Ttfn
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Old 1st May 2019, 16:55
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Why yes Mr Schneider we could fit floats but why?
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Old 1st May 2019, 17:19
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No sorry Mr Williamson, you must come out eventually
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Old 1st May 2019, 22:42
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The rumours of a blockage in the pilot training pipeline proved to be far more literal than anyone expected!
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Old 2nd May 2019, 07:22
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Well the design does look good, 35000 feet 450knots 8 machine guns HF radio 4G turn armour plating self sealing fuel tanks auto pilot Cat 111 landing 900 mile range, however the tea and coffee making facilities does need a bit of work



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Old 2nd May 2019, 07:38
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There's a leak in here, Mr Williamson....
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Old 2nd May 2019, 08:02
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So, once again, you thought you could fly it through the tunnel because it looked big enough... and Ginger was winding you up about it.

FB
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Old 2nd May 2019, 08:33
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I'll put up some results first thing Friday morning, so we can have a new photo for the weekend.

Isn't it annoying how you always think of a really good caption after the competition has closed? It has been worrying me all the week why the photo of the priest with the machine gun reminded me of something - but at last I've got it. Don Camillo! And Fernandel in the title part.

Wonderful stories.
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Old 2nd May 2019, 09:35
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What did you say your name was, Hanna?
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Old 2nd May 2019, 10:29
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"Whose idea was it to put a real aeroplane in here? You've reduced the RAF's inventory by 1.3%."
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Old 2nd May 2019, 11:25
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May the Royal Air Force be with you, Obie one.
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Old 2nd May 2019, 11:27
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Is this the British Empire Strikes Back movie, if so we aren't going anywhere.
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Old 2nd May 2019, 11:29
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If I shoot it down, can I meet Princess Leia in a Bikini ?

Hoskins, shoot it down, then you can wear what you like son.
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Old 2nd May 2019, 12:12
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When designing the Trent, Rolls Royce decided to stick with what they knew.
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Old 2nd May 2019, 12:35
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I know Hoskins is a bit of a ham-fisted clot, but it's hard to find men of his calibre.
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Old 2nd May 2019, 13:37
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We've repaired the dink in the port leading edge, and the rest buffed out OK, so hopefully no one will notice.
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Old 2nd May 2019, 14:14
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The good news is, we've figured out what's causing the drag. The bad news is, I have to get off the wing...
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Old 2nd May 2019, 19:27
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Going my way?
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Old 2nd May 2019, 21:30
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As soon as they get the photos of Harry and Meghan's baby, we'll get the film to you, and shoot you down the tube to the chemist to get them processed.
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Old 3rd May 2019, 08:30
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Originally Posted by cavuman1 View Post
I've heard of "throwing the hotdog down the hall", but this is ridiculous!

- Ed
I wish I knew what it was all about - but it made me chuckle. Could it be some arcane religious ceremony?

Please enlighten us, Cavuman, and in the meantime please accept the CST, together with a past-its-sell-by-date Easter egg.

Thanks all.
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