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Old 28th Apr 2019, 16:58
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Doubting Thomas thinks he can leave early and I will not miss.
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Old 28th Apr 2019, 18:06
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Reformation Backslider!
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Old 28th Apr 2019, 20:01
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And I want every last scrap of confetti picked up and put in that bin...
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Old 28th Apr 2019, 20:07
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JUDGEMENT DAY (NOW THERE'S A HINT)!

Some very good captions put up for this one, folks!
But:

Originally Posted by Penny Washers
Is that a Vicar's machine gun?
Penny Washers, yes I think it is!

A very apt caption, very well done! You are today's winner - I'll fire the trophy your way now - sorry about the hole in it, it will no longer hold Holy water because the vicar's not a very good shot!
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 08:42
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Thanks very much.
Time for something of a different calibre, methinks.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 09:39
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Well Hoskins, Tom Cruise might have been able to fly a helicopter through the channel tunnel, but we'd prefer you didn't.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 09:44
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"Oops... just discovered the plans said 1:10 scale, not 1:1!"
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 10:00
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A closer look into the 777X's engine intake revealed the real source of the thrust!
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 10:03
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I think you'll need a different Merlin to get out of here Hoskins!
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 10:04
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TIE Fighter early development photo...
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 10:05
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Ok, me & the lads have been thinking...what about, bigger, elliptical wings?
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 10:30
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Although sexually inexperienced, Hoskins was hoping to change things a bit - his mates from the Squadron told him if he waited here he would get the blow job of his life!
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 10:31
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OK, I get the Lippisch connection, it's the rolling down a slope take off that concerns me...
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 10:41
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I know you are the best pilot around here, Chewy, and you will need a lot of help to get out of this Blackpool Tunnel, but it's still 5 days too soon to say "May the fourth be with you".
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 10:54
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Yet another fender bender at the Hangar Lane gyratory system.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 10:55
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Can we bring this spaceship thingy home with us.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 10:56
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Last time I found something this tight was Jock McSweaty's wallet.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 10:57
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Wots this "To Infinity and Richmond" thingy,............. I'm based at Biggin Hill
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 10:59
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Lost the prop, half the wings and captured an Alien spacecraft................. you reckon that will get you off from this prang. No chance.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 11:00
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I said turn left at Mars Factory not Mars planet you pillock.
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