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Old 21st Apr 2019, 19:57
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Mike Nesmith, a long time before his audition for The Monkees...
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 20:24
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Too lube, or not to lube! Decisions, decisions.
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 21:11
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 21:12
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"617 want them hard boiled so that they bounce".
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 21:22
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For a chaplain you sure are blood thirsty!
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 21:25
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OK as soon as the official photographer is gone wipe it and replace it with “The Sargent is a Wan*ker ! “
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 21:27
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Yup this is my punishment for being AWOL yesterday. One down, 999 to go.....
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 22:00
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"That's the biggest can of nail polish I've ever seen!"
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 22:05
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"How do you expect Adolph to read that? He only understands German."
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Old 22nd Apr 2019, 02:57
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Ol' Adolf will get a bang out of this!
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Old 22nd Apr 2019, 04:26
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Well, we figured that if his bunker's too strong, we'll get him with Type 2 Diabetes!
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Old 22nd Apr 2019, 04:26
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...and thus, the Kinder Surprise was born!
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Old 22nd Apr 2019, 11:20
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I am worried about whether this paint will give me lead poisoning. Can't be too careful about your health.
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Old 22nd Apr 2019, 19:17
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British bombs had Adolf on them. US bombs, for some obscure reason, had A-dolph.
Divided by a common language, but on this occasion with a common cause.
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Old 22nd Apr 2019, 19:59
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There's no point painting his address on it - the RAF will still drop it miles away!
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Old 22nd Apr 2019, 23:03
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Oh wait, it was Adolph last year, who is it now. Ministry of Peace, oops war keeping changing their mind.
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Old 23rd Apr 2019, 09:58
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Time for a roll up before the Sarge gets back.
Great, make me one as well.
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Old 23rd Apr 2019, 10:14
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"After dis stoopid war is over I'm gonna star in movies. I've godda idea about a boxer called Rocky".
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Old 23rd Apr 2019, 10:53
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So who next.................... dunno, it's always SSDD
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Old 23rd Apr 2019, 11:39
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