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Old 20th Apr 2019, 14:13
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BAE finally arrived at the perfect solution.....Lorry Loads of Pounds Sterling are dumped into the front end and come out the rear nicely stacked and wrapped for deposit.....MoD found the new method much more efficient and granted a bonus on the Cost Plus Contract with indications for repeat procurements in the future.
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 14:34
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After Hoskins walked away from the subsequent ' tip up on nose landing ' the Hover Lawnmower was invented
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 14:43
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Ministers report Gatwick anti-drone defence ready to deploy.

Ttfn
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 15:13
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Our new youth military military initiative is the Combine Cadet Force... it'll sort out the wheat from the chavs.
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 15:53
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The piston engine was designed to the conventional Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow principle ... but it never got beyond Suck.
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 16:47
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You think this is loud? Try a Shack on full chat
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 20:32
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Just replace the back of any airliner with this, and you have a military freighter.
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 20:53
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"The Squeeze, Bang and Blow cycles are rather disappointing.."
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 23:20
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George's chat up lines always included how he "liked some tail", had a "really stiff strut" and that his jet pipe was "so massive he could blow a girls hat off". Once he sent his fiancee the picture to prove it he felt sure he'd get a shag.
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 05:49
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Following criticism that MFTS is not producing pilots suitably qualified for the front line, the Tucano replacement is finally revealed. "If they can fly 3 circuits in this, the Typhoon OCU will be a doddle."
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 06:22
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"All it needs now is another engine each side, a fuselage up front and wings out the side, and I will call it the 727" said Bill Boeing.
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 11:52
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Ok. Sunday lunchtime, well where I am anyway so Judge Judy and Executioner time..

Kiltrash is now recipient of CFS trophy, sent to you on a prayer as no wings.

"Bernard Mathews high speed Chicken Plucker shows promise "
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 13:10
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Many thanks RACEDO I welcome the (D) CST into my safe keeping. Will put up at half time ...
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 13:21
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Having consumed far to many Easter Eggs I feel it is time we had a go at....and what other comments would be appropriate / funny?

This will be a quickie, as the actress said to the Bishop, judging lunchtime Tuesday UK time




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Old 21st Apr 2019, 17:19
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"I thought I'd just knit it a nice woolly hat like mine."
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 18:48
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Itís a chocolate ĎBomb bombí
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 19:03
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"Apparently he wanted an Easter bunny but all he got was Goebbels...."
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 19:05
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Before the "bucket of sunshine" was invented there was the "bucket of chocolate".
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 19:24
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Hoskins you know it's 1st of May 1945 and Hitler died last week.
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 19:25
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Great idea but aren't we bombing Tokyo....
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