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Old 13th Apr 2019, 06:20
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Skippy would you do me the honour to be my bride,
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A great offer has come in to play shorty in 'Ain't half hot mum'
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Old 13th Apr 2019, 17:19
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Ok I've got this idea for a Coat of Arms....now, just imagine I'm an emu........no, doesn't look right....quick swap sides.
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Old 13th Apr 2019, 17:36
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Good Girl ! Here is your treat for shi*tting on the RSM's cot !
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Old 14th Apr 2019, 14:18
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Runner up with the "too soon" award...Wensleydale with;
"Quick Skip - Hide this sandpaper in your pouch!"
But this rounds winner is...Ascend Charlie (with a slight modification...
Knowing what Nutty would do to Skippy after hypnotising her, the rest of the Corps respectfully turned their backs.
CST on its way AC!
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Old 14th Apr 2019, 21:53
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Theng, smite! Here's an easy one, in the vein of the Cough-man Trophy.
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Old 14th Apr 2019, 21:53
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Aww, why doesn't it show up? Anybody can help make it appear?
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Old 14th Apr 2019, 22:27
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Old 14th Apr 2019, 23:04
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Hoskins there is no smoke without fire.................... No smoke without FFFFF............................. run like hell
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Old 14th Apr 2019, 23:04
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Really need to cut down on the 400 ciggies a day
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Old 14th Apr 2019, 23:06
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BAE has developed its very own stealth aircraft, creates a cloud around it, unfortunately the slopes of Ben Nevis as littered with test aircraft as we can't see where we are going.
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Old 15th Apr 2019, 02:27
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I told you there wasn't enough room under that bridge! Now we need a new wing!
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Old 15th Apr 2019, 02:27
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Early stealth trials were positive, but limited to use in cloud.
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Old 15th Apr 2019, 05:56
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The recoil from the 105 cal in the wing causes slight vibration
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I don't know about the other competitors but by god it scares the willy out of me
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Having filled up with Diesel Hoskins insisted of starting the engine
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Old 15th Apr 2019, 06:10
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During the Great Patriotic War numbers rather than sophistication had its own value
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Old 15th Apr 2019, 06:35
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Looks like I picked a helluva day to quit glue sniffing!
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(not an entry) Boris quickly learnt the difference between the switch for the rotating beacon, and the switch for the chemtrail dispersant.
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Old 15th Apr 2019, 07:01
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Badger.…………..
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Old 15th Apr 2019, 07:02
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Hoskinsovich forgot to release the brakes for landing again!
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Old 15th Apr 2019, 09:15
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You need to worry when the engine stops burning too much oil - it means it has conked out!
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Old 15th Apr 2019, 09:25
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