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Old 11th Apr 2019, 17:50
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"I know you're not a little piggy, but I still need you to leap on the back of that officer and ride piggyback."
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 18:02
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The Tingha and Tucker Club do WW1.
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 18:32
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Are you a Monkey from Hartlepool ?
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 20:27
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The Medical Examiner finds that Skippy is complaining of Heel Spurs, so he decides to play the Trump card and send her home to her daddy.
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 22:45
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The Quack was determined to be hearing "voices" and was rendered a medical discharge on psychiatric grounds with a diagnosis of "Paranoid Schizophrenia".

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Old 11th Apr 2019, 22:51
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Corporal Blackskippy's cunning plan may just work but Hairrick would have to stay
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Old 12th Apr 2019, 06:34
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Paw...PAw...PAW... Dammit Scooby you want this snack GIVE ME A PAW!!!


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Old 12th Apr 2019, 08:23
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Hoskins... you were supposed to go and talk to the "wannabe". ..

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Old 12th Apr 2019, 08:28
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Old 12th Apr 2019, 09:57
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"Ok Skip, we now move onto para 4 of the NBC manual, positions for defecating..."
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Old 12th Apr 2019, 09:58
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"I hate to break this to you, you might be a bush kangaroo and all, but there ain't any bushes here!"
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Old 12th Apr 2019, 10:01
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I'll miss you terribly darling. Promise me, if we're still single in 1940, we'll meet here again and get married.
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Old 12th Apr 2019, 10:39
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So the Captain wants you to go over into the tent and when the German prisoner sees you he will think he is hallucinating and will tell us Rommel's plans
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Skippy, its mail call and you have a letter from Flipper, it starts 'Dear John'
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'Hurry up and get the ice out my pouch and finish your tinnies'
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Old 12th Apr 2019, 10:41
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"So you're a desert rat?"
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Old 12th Apr 2019, 10:56
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..No. I said we should meet in Tooting Common!
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Old 12th Apr 2019, 12:01
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Hoskins, told you not to tell the Witch Doctor to F*** right off.
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Old 12th Apr 2019, 12:02
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You are my mate.
You are my lunch mate
You are my lunch.
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Old 12th Apr 2019, 15:07
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"Look, little fella, there's something round here that Sphinx - and it's not just the locals.

No wonder they've all turned their backs."
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Old 12th Apr 2019, 16:46
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Having bored the entire regiment with his "How I fought off a huge King Cobra snake" story, even poor Skippy nods off.
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Old 12th Apr 2019, 19:48
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Skippy please tell me where you hid my Lee Enfield, the Sarge says we are one missing and its mine.

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