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Old 10th Apr 2019, 11:12
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Smell my fingers...
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 11:47
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Not cheesy
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 11:49
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You do not have my permission to take my picture and Don't even think about putting it on Instagram* other social media sites are available
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 11:50
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Madonna sunbathing in the distance while on her World Tour
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 11:51
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Four white Burka's in the middle distance...wtf
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 12:17
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Bruce tries a chat up line on a piece of tail
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 13:53
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Wink

"They shore grows some ginormous rabbits in this here Egypt!", exclaims Private Cletus vonDumbus from Butcher's Holler, Tennessee, as he wonders if the cook might lend him that big ole stew pot....

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Old 10th Apr 2019, 15:46
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Although he asked for a stencil for the side of their tanks, Jack figured it would work if he could get Bruce to hold it in place while he sprayed over it.
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 15:47
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"Hop it before the Sgt sees you"
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 15:51
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As the regiment prepared to return to Australia to defend Darwin from the Japs, Buster was given tbe task of telling the regimental mascot, Nutty, he was being sent to England instead... and so a lasting bond was forever broken
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 15:55
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What's that Skippy? Jacks fallen down the well...
well someone had to say it
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 15:59
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No Bruce it's QANTAS not QUANTAS I am on the tailfin off ...how many times do I have to tell you
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 17:05
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"'Ere, Sarge, I've suddenly got this idea about how an aeroplane could take off vertically."
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 17:32
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"What's that Skip? Rodin visited Ayres Rock while the Battalion was away?"
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 17:36
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"Now if I was Daenerys Targaryen, I'd have a better animal to go to war with!"
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 18:27
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PT Intructor: "Right, man. You're in the correct starting position; now turn the animal to the right, you turn to the left, and when I say GO you both jump as far as you can."
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 19:39
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Better pull up a sandbag, Cobber, this is a bit of a long tale.
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 20:22
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Knowing what Hoskins would do to Skippy after hypnotising her, the rest of the Corps respectfully turned their backs.
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 23:28
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"Ere, Boss - is this one of those Egyptian Fur-ohs we were looking for?"
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 23:57
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You're not really a kangaroo are you? You're a jerboa and this is cultural appropriation...
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