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Old 8th Apr 2019, 21:27
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If you crash land, send up a smokesignal...... just burn the plane.
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Old 8th Apr 2019, 21:29
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Flammable material, filled with flammable liquid and flammble ammunition................... Only a complete moron would fly something like this. Anybody seen Hoskins ?
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 02:24
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It's no good sir. The men are too afraid to go any higher on the ladders.. We've called for Fred Dibnah.
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 02:26
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You know, it would be a bloody sight easier to lift into position without all those daft buggers sitting on it!
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 06:27
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Those Wright chappies built their Flyer with only 4 helpers. We have 24 that's progress for you
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I hear those Americans carefully fly their old unwanted aircraft to the Arizona dessert to store them just in case they are needed. Here we just rip them apart at Kemble
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 06:39
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Hoskins. Moving the wing is cheating & it's not in the spirit of Twister!
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 06:56
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I'll have a judge tonight! (probably). W.
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 08:57
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"Take some nails and bits of board, cobble them together and call it a Ford...."


They made aeroplanes too
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 08:59
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"Who's in charge of this Rabble, ohh that'll be the Wing Commander"
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 09:00
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"When you said I was being made a Wing Commander, one assumed one was being promoted Sir"
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 10:10
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"Are you sure the Queen and Nation want to see this performance in the Royal Albert Hall?"
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 10:10
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Should be ready for the RAF 100 flypast
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 10:30
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I prefer Lego myself.
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 11:59
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Ah 3 out of 4 wings. What does the MEL say?
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Having defeated the Red Baron, Captain Ball adapts the tri decker design
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Having improved the aircraft performance in climb and turn we need to invent the G Suit
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 12:02
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Yes very good Hoskins, however where are the mounting brackets for the other engine?.
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 12:55
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A careful examination by Time and Motion officers concludes it will not yet be possible to build several of these aircraft per day.
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 16:26
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It was after seeing this picture that the equal opportunities commission was born
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Emily Pankhurst sighs and said she still had a lot to do
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 17:28
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So Hoskins you amd your brother designed one side each you say....



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Old 9th Apr 2019, 17:58
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"Which idiot thought it was a good idea to stand the whole squadron on the top wing?

" HOSKINS, has anybody seen Hoskins? "
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Old 9th Apr 2019, 18:20
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Well done everybody - there were a good few chuckles along the way, but the winner of the CST is Buster with his take on a FOD search (we've all been there).

Originally Posted by Buster Hyman View Post
*Bottom right; I'm sorry Sir, but there's just no sign of your watch...
Well done Buster. The CST will be on its way - once we've put the wings back on!

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