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Old 30th Mar 2019, 21:56
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When the Q store misread the order for chewing gum, the infantry did as always, and lived with what they were given.
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Old 31st Mar 2019, 14:53
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In a team building exercise Hoskins believed his troop were behind him ready to catch him. The results can be viewed on Utube.
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Old 31st Mar 2019, 15:48
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Feeding the newly developed "Army of One" has turned out to be prohibitively expensive......
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Old 31st Mar 2019, 15:51
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Military operations in Brobdingnag are not going according to the plan........
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Old 31st Mar 2019, 18:29
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Shortly beforehand:
"You need to eat three more bits of delicious pasta or there'll be no pudding. Now, let's get that helicopter working."
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Old 31st Mar 2019, 19:24
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Having had bad press recently off Bondi Beach the Great White Shark took on a disguise to fool the Seals dropping out the helicopter
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 04:42
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Okay, new week, new pic!

In third place with the "It's funny cos it's true" award,
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That mini drone sure looks real- but using it for a candy run is not why we spent $2,000,000 to design it !
Runner up with the "Ooo-err Missus" award;
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The director of the porn parody of "Blackhawk Down" - "Blackhawk Down The Throat" - had previously only worked on action films....
But, the CST is now enroute to our winner...
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When I bet Bloggs I could eat a whole stick I rather thought he meant rock!
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 12:02
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Wow thanks Buster!

Here's something very odd to have a go at.....

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Old 1st Apr 2019, 12:23
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If it has enough feathers it'll fly...

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Corporal Klinger was relieved of his original duties as a helicopter pilot with the 4077th MASH ...
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 12:40
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After crashing in to the worlds largest blancmange Hoskins eats his way out
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Pour beer in here
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The camera drone having been disguised as a Flamingo Anus captures some worrying images

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Old 1st Apr 2019, 12:43
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Priscilla Queen of the desert takes on a new job as a heliherder in the outback
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 12:51
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Richard Hammond asks 'does it also come in Blue'?
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Bell's design of the new Marine One gets the Presidential thumbs up for innovation
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 12:54
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Sally Rand's "Poofter Copter" guarantees a soft landing every time....

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Old 1st Apr 2019, 12:55
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When I said feather the props Hoskins...
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 12:56
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Well, on a positive note, you left the landing skids on this time.
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 12:58
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Whenever Nutty was feeling a little... down, he'd go for a flight.
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 13:28
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What goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 13:29
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New remake of "Budgie the Helicopter".
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 13:30
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Following the success of the caption photograph of a helicopter with no skids, the mods post another photograph of a Helicopter stood on just one skid - the "Flamingo".
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 13:38
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After 100 days at sea the crew of HMS Bounty feel the need to embellish the barrel before Hoskins takes his turn inside
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Normally the wedding car is embellished however Prince Harry felt that Andrew would prefer a helicopter
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