Caption competition

[GlobalNav]

Congestion? More runways? Nonsense!

[c52]

"And in the world's most spectacular aerobatic manoeuvre, 12 more "Blue Arrows" in a similar formation will cross from right to left, passing between the gaps."

[Kiltrash]

This shuttle to Manchester proves British Airways promise that if it is full we will put on another. However the popularity soon proved troublesome

[Kiltrash]

....and with the promise of no redundancy to pilots Ryanair find the load factor bottoms out

[Kiltrash]

In an effort to reduce production costs the filmakers film Airplane 1 through Airplane 13 all at once. Critics however feel the plots are too similar

[Kiltrash]

After the new Runway at Heathrow comes onto operation protesters are dismayed to find BAA actually now have 26L.1 26L.2 26L. 3 26L.4 26L.5 26L.6 26L.7 26L.8 26L.9 26L.10 26L.11 26L.12 and 26L.14

[Kiltrash]

BA overnight maintenance mistakenly fill the first 13 aircraft for the next days flights with fuel unique to the SR71. This only comes to light after engine start and taxi

[Kiltrash]

Bertie the seagull was pleased with his split s maneuver to avoid being sucked into the jet engine forgot to look behind hi........

[racedo]

Duck !!!!
No Duck straight ahead.

[Wensleydale]

There is concern as the latest design of drones appears to try to get round the new avoidance laws.

[typerated]

"Trail Trail go"

[c52]

Brexit's not happening yet - you must all turn round and wait a bit longer.

[Big Pistons Forever]

ATC: Speed bird 123 follow traffic ahead

123: Ahhh looking for the traffic

[CONSO]

Eureka - we'll call our NEW airliine SKYTRAIN !

[Kiltrash]

1970. Sir Feddie..... No Hoskins the idea was to use one of them new large wide body aircraft to keep costs down

[ivor toolbox]

FAA accepts Boeing graphic of 737Max8 flightpath with MCAS in operation as proof of certification


Ttfn

[Buster Hyman]

As they depart Mascot for the last time, Pilots & Airlines show the locals exactly what they think of their stinkin' noise abatement rules!

[Kiltrash]

As Luton Airport proudly open teminals 2, 3, 4 and 5 on the same day it is realised they forgot to ask for runway 2, 3, 4 and 5

[Kiltrash]

Having all left the USAF on the same day and all got jobs with Ryanair the B52 pilots find old habits die hard

[c52]

"You'll notice that not only do aircraft seem to get bigger as they approach the camera, they continue to grow in size as they move further away. It's our latest innovation in passenger comfort and economy, allowing us to pay landing fees for a 757 while having the capacity of a 777. It's just a bit cramped while the plane's on the ground."