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Old 14th Mar 2019, 16:15
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This is not the Snow Job I had in mind!
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 16:21
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"Guys, please! It's a shovel, we can't use the spade word anymore, it is un PC... Oh look, there goes the skipper and his dog Ni++er"
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 16:26
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" E'r Bert, are you gonna tell those aircrew chaps that is the snow in front of the aircraft that actually needs shifting"
"Naaaa, why should we, after all they look like they are having fun and will eventually get there, mind you it looks like they will have a heck of a pile to move when done"
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 16:30
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"Ok, now we uncover the double yellows and clamp them"
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 16:31
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"Brexit, I'll give them Germans bloody Brexit, in 1000 lb lumps"
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 16:34
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"Are you gonna tell them they've got the wrong aircraft?"
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 20:21
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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They haven't noticed we're going to drag it back!
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 22:03
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Destination China! Only 7,900 miles to go!

- Ed

Last edited by cavuman1; 14th Mar 2019 at 22:12. Reason: Math Error!
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Old 14th Mar 2019, 22:12
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Hoskins, after hours on the Engine Test Stand thought it was a Ski King the Lads had to prepare to assist.
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Old 15th Mar 2019, 07:59
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Which bugger wrote that dog's name in the snow?
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Old 15th Mar 2019, 08:16
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That's the Lancaster dug out of the glacier it's been in for 69 years. Looks good as new. They knew how to build them they did ....Next stop Burma and Spitfires

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Old 15th Mar 2019, 09:54
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" Only six?"
"Yeah, the seventh is down the back showing Snow White from the NAAFI the golden rivet"
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Old 15th Mar 2019, 10:03
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Avoid imitations
 
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"Keep digging chaps, only another 10,000 feet to go!"

"I can't wait for someone to invent the snow plough!"

"This is one time a conveyor belt runway really would be worth discussing!"
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Old 15th Mar 2019, 10:12
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Hey guys look! There's that Mountain Goat that the Skipper said he saw!
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Old 15th Mar 2019, 10:14
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"I've 'ad an idea, we don't need to remove it, simply flatten it and I seem to remember 617 Sqn 'ad some garden rollers delivered that we could tow behind the tractor!"
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Old 15th Mar 2019, 12:51
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McTavish's saxpence must be foond. All the Scots crew agreed on that.
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Old 15th Mar 2019, 13:31
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NAV.... Get out and help the crew, you plotted a course to Malta and we ended up in Narvik
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Old 15th Mar 2019, 15:04
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Um, why is my snow yellow?
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Old 15th Mar 2019, 15:56
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"Nav, are you sure this is the way to the aircraft?"
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Old 15th Mar 2019, 17:04
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German Guards gave the British POW's real work to keep them occupied , However they did not notice in their spare time the Prisoners had built a Lancaster in the loft of Stalag Luft 111


Last edited by Kiltrash; 15th Mar 2019 at 19:04. Reason: Not a glider
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