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Old 11th Mar 2019, 22:36
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"Huh. Worked all the time on Thunderbirds."
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 00:21
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Should have gone to Specsavers!
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 01:47
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Hi Boss I have good news and bad news

The Good news is I just found a great little gem of a Cafe Bar

The Bad news is I am going to need a bit of help getting the aeroplane home.......
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 01:49
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What's with the plane out front barkeep ?

Well those Air Force pukes who would not pay their tab thought I was kidding when I said I would take it out in a trade !
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 01:52
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So Joe what is wrong with this picture ?

Well the pilot might have a bit of an issue with the bottle to throttle rule..........
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 02:14
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'Table for two sir'?
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OPENING TIME
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Football fans attending the away game promise 'What goes on tour, stays on tour
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 02:22
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After the dust settled and the crew were safely extracted the Instructor was heard to say 'Oh no not again'
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Kim-Jun-UN performs an immaculate landing on his first flight and says 'Too close for missiles switching to Hot Dog(s), so proving the superior Pilot Training in North Korea
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While filming in North Korea James May gets easily distracted ..... by a Lada Riva

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Old 12th Mar 2019, 03:07
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Hoskins thought that if he had to be on QRA, he may as well be comfortable.
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 03:09
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See all the effort those brainy buggers went through in the previous caption to make their aircraft stealthy. We just hide it under a tree.
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 05:48
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3, 2, 1, ready or not, here I come!
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 06:04
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I said watch out for the Pave Tack not the Pavement!
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 06:07
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"Sorry mate, you have to be over 21 to get into this Bar!"
"But I am a 21!"
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 06:32
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Unfortunately, Prince Philip had not handed in his pilot's licence at the same time.
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 09:49
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When he woke up from his short nap in the cockpit in the ORP, Lt "Rip" Van Winkle was a little surprised to see that the airfield had been sold off...
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 10:43
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Cold war base commander: "What's a cafe and a highway doing on my airfield!"
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 11:44
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Well you don't expect me to go up on that death trap sober do you?
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The Dash Cam footage did prove entertaining
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 11:52
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Having shot down 10 enemy in one sortie Squadron Leader Flasheart pops into the cafe for tea and medals
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 12:13
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The true plight of the MFTS became apparent when it was seen how long it had been since the aircraft had flown as evidenced by the visible growth of the grass and shrubs over time.
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 12:29
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Yeah, look...we normally install these Gate Guardians on bigger gates...
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 12:32
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The congestion in Poland was a nightmare in the 80's. You could say...it was Warsaw Pact....*geddit?
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