Caption competition

[TheWizard]

RSM: "Oi, you there sonny, get rid of that fag immediately"

[lazyrs1]

private smith was charged soon after this photograph....he will never leave his shirt 'untucked' again

[ACW599]

"Well, that's the bum and the baccy sorted -- now what about the rum?"

[ShyTorque]

But Sarge, you were the one wot said:

"Outside, fag break, five minutes, go!".........

[cargosales]

Thanks to the new anti-smoking legislation, Smithers was forced to have his fag outdoors

[pohm1]

Any more before the prize is awarded?

P1

[harrogate]

The Army always had an open attitude towards fags.

And cigarettes.

[6Z3]

Cedric soon discovered what to do with the butt.

[Hempy]

Illustration from the 1963 infantry pam "First Aid Techniques for Removing Fat Midgets from the Rear Orifice", © MoD.

[Green Flash]

'A bit late on the round-out again, Hoskins'













With sincerest apologies to Uncle Roger

[lowlypax]

Revealed at last: the picture that inspired in-flight refueling.

[Sunfish]

"It started as a wart on my **** and it just kept growing.""

[pohm1]

Well, he broke ahead early and was never threatened, the winner is jwcook with...

"Little did private Jack Torvill and private Christopher Dean know that only a sex change and a pair of ice skates were all that stood between them and fame.."

[jwcook]

oh thank you.. Didn't expect to win, caught me on the hop really...
Blimey, try this one:-





Private Jones looked up at the enemy circling above and felt a tad uncomfortable with his choice of inflatable tent, but couldn't quite work out why!

[the dean]

the army takes delivery of the first of its all weather lightweight tanks...!!!

[Flyingblind]

AAC post RAF getting hold of the Apache;

"OK Lads......on the count of three..........Wokka Wokka Wokka!

[622]

After a photo of Sgt Swarzeniger, Cpl Swarzeniger and Pvts Swarzeniger & Swarzeniger is published, the Austrian army are forced to admit to a cloning program.

[EyesFront]

Sergeant Bilko was very excited when his 'Sexy Sherman' parcel arrived from Anne Summers, and he soon had the platoon checking it for holes

[Winch-control]

The effects of PFI in 2008!

[WhiteOvies]

Long suppressed evidence that the Cavalry really are just full of hot air!