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Old 7th Mar 2019, 19:25
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Hey look at Lt Buggins !

Yah he took so many "go" pills he doesn't need an aircraft to go flying !
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Old 7th Mar 2019, 19:26
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Some people will go to extraordinarily lengths to claim flight pay.....
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Old 7th Mar 2019, 19:29
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Yes Minister, those reports that MFTS can't provide training opportunities for students are completely overblown !
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Old 7th Mar 2019, 20:08
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Originally Posted by Monarch Man View Post
A young Flt LT J Saville claims after his first step “It needs fixing”
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Old 7th Mar 2019, 20:11
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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The Super Priority boarding pass required ticket holders to get ready to board even before it was on the ramp.
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Old 7th Mar 2019, 20:12
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You must admit, Banksy gets better all the time
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Old 7th Mar 2019, 21:18
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That's why no-one diverts into John Lennon airport.
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Old 7th Mar 2019, 21:25
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"Step on it, Hoskins, or you'll miss the plane."
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Old 7th Mar 2019, 22:33
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Officer in search of a prize-winning innovation: "I'm sure there's an opportunity to save money here, if only I could see it."
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Old 7th Mar 2019, 22:39
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First aircrew for the reformed 809NAS didn't realise we hadn't actually paid for the new jets yet

Ttfn
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 01:05
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In his latest unbelievable trick, Mr. Methane dons a G-suit, climbs some steps, lifts his leg, and cuts a fart so massive that it blows the surface of the concrete apron into the shape of an F (fart)-22 Raptor!
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 03:40
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Kiltrash wasn't really sure, but the groundcrew all assured him that Wonder Woman had offered him a ride in her invisible plane. The groundcrew, of course, were filming him from behind the windows...
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 06:39
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The groundcrew used to enjoy teasing the new pilots when they first started at the OCU.
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 09:11
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Hoskins was surprised at the speed of the turn as he was barely out of the aircraft.
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 09:19
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43{F} Sqdn prepare for a QRA with minimal turn round time await the inbound a/c
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You put your right leg in. your right leg out, you do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around .....
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 09:22
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Once they cleared the fire retardant foam from the hanger used as a diversion by the dissidents, the Soviets discovered Firefox 1 had been stolen by that American Mr Gant
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 09:24
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No Hoskings your aircraft is in Hanger 6, (OMG Should have gone to Spec savers) and we give him a multi million $ aircraft.
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 10:09
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Meditation on one hand clapping now extends to meditating on the shadow of an F22 when the sun has gone.

And for yogic flying, one has to wear the right gear?

It is all getting far too technical.
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 10:13
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Our crack pilots can do their mission in their sleep.
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Old 8th Mar 2019, 11:09
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$300million just doesn't buy what it used to!
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