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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 08:00
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"That'll teach us not to laugh when ATC say the runway is WET, WET,WET!"
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 08:05
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Sorry Mr Greyling but we have instructions to keep you away from the press ..see that island over there?
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 08:39
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Sassy was thankful for the CCTV fitted to the cargo compartment, when he found he was captain for section Officer Harvey's skinny dip off the cargo ramp. Darned hard to hold a hover when the cyclic was getting nudged a bit...
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 08:58
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Hoskins just learned how to Tea Bag!
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 18:21
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In an effort to get the Ashes series underway the MCC bring in the big blowers
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 18:23
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Transport craft for USN Noah's Ark was twobytwo late.
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 19:48
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If it doesn't look like a DUKW, sound like a DUKW or swim like a DUKW, then it's probably a Chinook.
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 21:20
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"The CH-47 Chinook is a very capable amphibious aircraft!", said nobody ever...

- Ed
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 21:22
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"You do realise come the Board of Enquiry you won't have a leg to stand on"
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 22:40
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Actually, it is only a minor design fault.

All that is needed is a small increase in the carrier's buoyancy so that it can take our weight without sinking.
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 23:08
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Who says the new British Carrier is unsinkable?


or....

Oh boy....the Fuel Bowser Operator is in for it!
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 07:53
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Hey Nav are you sure we are in the Sahara desert?
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 10:29
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
Boss, I think our ass does look big in this.

Hoskins, when I said touch and go I didn't mean the river bed.
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 10:30
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The Boeing Great Seattle Sea Monster didn't work out as planned.
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 10:56
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All right. We've got the pizzas they ordered. Now how do we get them to the guys in the submarine below?
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 11:19
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Guy in doorway: "Skipper, the sling cable was a bit short, but I reckon he's got it now!"
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 11:21
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I reckon I'm the first Chinook pilot to order "Launch torpedoes!"
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 13:18
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Hoskins............ You do realise we might be the 1st Helicopter sunk by an enemy torpedo. You will famous and remembered forever.
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 13:26
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Global Warming is quick these days, 10 minutes ago it was an Ice Lake.
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 14:05
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ALAAAAAAAARM, ALLE MANN NACH VORN’ !!!!!!!

(if you saw the movie, you’ll know...)
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