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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 12:04
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Boss, I think our ass does look big in this.

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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 13:51
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What do you mean someone has to get out and dry off the plugs before she will start? Have you seen the signs " Piranhas in here "
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 13:54
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.....and Hoskins does that answer your question " Why are there oars on the bulkhead "?
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 14:09
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"I realise you're the Captain and all, but are we really allowed to keel haul the crewman?.."
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 14:28
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The latest wet t-shirt contest lost some of its appeal.
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 17:28
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Gnome de PPRuNe
 
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Oi! It's a rotorcraft not a hovercraft, knucklehead!
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 18:55
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Bugger Global Warming, when we planned our route this was The Matterhorn.
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 19:09
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"Now do you believe we're too low?"
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 19:33
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Perhaps if they had brought along the necessary propulsion equipment, the detachment to France for exercise "Ruisseau Merde", may have turned out better.
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 19:42
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Spring 's come a bit early this year.
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 21:06
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Avoid imitations
 
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"There's no pleasing SAS - last week he said his feet were getting too hot - now he's complaining he's got cold wet socks!"
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 21:20
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Hey I retire tomorrow, and this is something I have wanted to try for ages !
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 21:23
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Hey Bloggs, don't like my flying ? Well you are welcome to walk home !
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 21:25
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What do you mean the soldiers don't want to disembark ? They are all Marines, and the goddamn beach is right over there !
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 21:56
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"This Happens!", screamed the dyslexic right seater...
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Old 2nd Mar 2019, 21:59
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"This Happens!", screamed the dyslexic right seater...
..as he turned up to the Toga party dressed as a Goat.
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 03:41
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Say, why are there trout up here in the mountains?
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 03:43
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When you said you were a Maritime Pilot before you joined up, I thought you meant Navy.
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 07:52
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During compatability tests with the QN Lizze it was found one of them was using the wrong map
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Old 3rd Mar 2019, 08:00
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"That'll teach us not to laugh when ATC say the runway is WET, WET,WET!"
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