Caption competition

[artee]

Originally Posted by ShyTorque

SAS, I'm sorry to say that for some reason I cannot post a photo just now. In the process of trying, I've received another ransom note from the not so charitable folk at BotoPhuket. I'm also having other computer issues which I've been trying to sort out for the last few days.

If someone else has one to post, I'd be grateful if they could step up to the plate...

SAS's Plan B:

[treadigraph]

A Twenty-first Century return to Victorian values saw the development of technologically advanced bathing machines

[Buster Hyman]

Well done Hoskins. That's put out the fire!

[Buster Hyman]

Sarge... Either this pond has that dye in it that shows when people pee in the water, or we've got a major problem...

[treadigraph]

He saw "The Longest Day" recently, now he's got a thing about amphibious assault

[Hydromet]

Somewhere in here there's a Harrier.

[Wensleydale]

Sadly, BAe's replacement for the MS10 dinghy proved to be too expensive.

[Kiltrash]

While trying to winch the casualty the crew found they needed to update the nominal ​​​​​weight assigned when operating up north

[Kiltrash]

After a successful ditching on water Hoskins wondered when he was not hailed a hero like that Sully chap

[Wensleydale]

Hoskins had not quite grasped the concept of "Rotor Wash".

[Kiltrash]

The RAF bird spotters society purchased surplus equipment to blend into the scenery

[Wensleydale]

When the Winch Op selects his wrong glasses for a wet singles exercise...….

[Wensleydale]

When the crew misunderstood their instruction to pick up the Navy Seals...

[Kiltrash]

While transporting the SAS to northern Norway Hoskins finds global warming is speeding up

[Ascend Charlie]

Loadmaster is having another wet dream.

[c52]

"Next time I hear 'Are we nearly there yet?', I'll, I'll, I'll - well, I don't want to hear it again."

[c52]

'The word navigate in "Aviate, Navigate, Communicate" doesn't actually have anything to do with ships or oceans nowadays.'

[NutLoose]

News Flash..... Scandal over MP's allowances, as MP found to have used the RAF to provide an ornamental duck house for his pond.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

If it swims like a duck..........

[NutLoose]

"You haven't quite mastered the beach landing for a trip to the ice cream van scenario yet, have you Hoskins"