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Old 15th Feb 2019, 07:43
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On the ground Richard Hammond asks ' Is this how this STIG dies? has he written a book'?


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Old 15th Feb 2019, 08:21
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Hello this is Microsoft help centre, sorry to keep you hanging on tbe line
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Old 15th Feb 2019, 08:26
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The Fire Brigade practice the cost effective way of getting cats out of trees, none of this messing around with ladders and health and safety
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Old 15th Feb 2019, 09:46
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I said since we've got rockets I want to hose down the enemy, not, I want a hose enema.
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Old 15th Feb 2019, 10:15
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OK, a quick competition is a fast competition.

Poor Buster and Nutty always seem to cop a bit of stick. But funny.

For the most innovative comment, I have to hand the trophy to Kiltrash with this one:

Pilot escape drill from stalled helicopter with total engine seizure shows promise
Rotsa ruck.

(The dude on the end of the string was having a birthday, and there were bags of flour to follow the hosing down. He was really pasted.)
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Old 15th Feb 2019, 14:30
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Pleased and stunned am I to have the D-CST again. However as I am travelling (again) please may I declare OPEN HOUSE. First come has the honour
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Old 15th Feb 2019, 15:02
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This photo removed - my apologies

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someone else can step up

Last edited by CONSO; 17th Feb 2019 at 05:06. Reason: see post 53301
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Old 15th Feb 2019, 16:03
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This happens every time our bombardier has beans for breakfast...
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Old 15th Feb 2019, 20:10
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I've spent hours thinking of a caption for the last one - hope some of you enjoy it:

The Airport Fire Brigade welcome their new CO in the traditional manner.
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Old 15th Feb 2019, 20:18
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"Bloody dangerous invention, this - what did you call it? - RADAR."
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Old 15th Feb 2019, 20:52
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Just to get it out of the way...
"It'll buff out."
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Old 15th Feb 2019, 20:59
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my turn.. . to get it out of the way...

little late with the avoidance turn eh Hoskins?

Ttfn
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Old 15th Feb 2019, 21:15
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"Hey Nav....that mud sure makes for a quick stop don't it....Nav....Nav?"
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Old 15th Feb 2019, 22:52
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Just to get it out of the way MkIII... Beyond believably late on the round out Hoskins...
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 01:01
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"Gesundheit!"
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 02:09
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Many thanks CONSO for stepping up to the mark.
May I suggest under 'Bleeding obvious' category
At the inquest the pilot did say he was surprised to find a mountain goat at 30000 feet
Now back to your usual programme
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 02:11
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After declaring a National Emergency, the Mexican Drug Baron was surprised to find Trump got his wall build quickly
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 02:22
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Hoskins was glad this was not down to him, he has a ready made alibi, as he was still hanging around on a rope
or
Pilot to ATC reporting breaking action is better than expected,... ATC to Pilot, yes the tarmac is a bit soft today
or
Having fitted extra 50 cal's in the nose the recoil was found to be worrying
or
For crew meals the Navigator whipped up a particularly strong curry to keep the crew warm had unforeseen side effects
or,and goodnight from me
At least this was one accident where the props are re use able
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 02:23
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Well, I bet that's put the wind up the First Class Passengers!
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 02:23
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Maint. Log:
Windscreen wipers need attention.
FO seat cover requires cleaning
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