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Old 19th Jan 2019, 21:31
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As the first giant bullet-proof barnacle came ashore, humanity failed to realize that mankind would be erased from the planet within weeks...
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 21:44
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"Whoever thought ducks and drakes would be better with a fast-moving bullet than a hand-spun stone needs to think again.
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 21:51
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This is a burqa free beach - strip
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 23:04
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The ladies weren't so sure now that it was a good idea to insist on accompanying their menfolk to "a secret sub-tropical location".
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 23:05
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"Look! This soldier can bounce a little orange ball on his head while firing a machine gun!"
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 23:07
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Every year on the shores of Lake Geneva, the Swiss Army re-enacts the story of William Tell using the latest weapons.
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 23:15
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Modern weapons meet ancient traditions:

The xxx Army punishes the river for flooding.
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Old 20th Jan 2019, 01:28
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Following her 'success' when wearing a burqa in Parliament, Pauline Hanson follows up on Cronulla Beach on Australia Day.
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Old 20th Jan 2019, 04:58
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Originally Posted by SASless
Alright Buster....we know you are in there!
*tee-hee! Wrong "tent"...
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Old 20th Jan 2019, 04:59
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Guy running: "Don't worry luv, I'll protect you!!!"
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Old 20th Jan 2019, 05:00
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Just to prove that SPF50+ is not bullet proof.
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Old 20th Jan 2019, 07:00
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The reenactor team didn't realise that the D-Day invasion was not an attack on Doris.
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Old 20th Jan 2019, 07:10
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The Royal Navy, having insufficient seaworthy ships, learns new anti-submarine techniques.
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Old 20th Jan 2019, 07:20
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The migrants cumming ashore on Dover beach are met with more than a 'Welcome to Britain ' sign
(Dover weather not guaranteed)
or
Guy running up. 'No lads the beach is not ours till it goes dark ....Hoskins you missed synctonised watch call '
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Old 20th Jan 2019, 08:43
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Originally Posted by Tashengurt


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NZ police round up likey tourists for littering their beach.
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Old 20th Jan 2019, 09:10
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"Edward, Eric! Stop playing soldiers, come here next to mummy and build a nice sandcastle. You've upset the police."
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Old 20th Jan 2019, 09:16
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Section Officer Harvey needed a little encouragement to emerge on the beach in her itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polkadot burkini.
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Old 20th Jan 2019, 09:34
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The guy running up the beach carried on and bravely threw himself on top of the blond and stayed there to protect her till the firefight died down
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Old 20th Jan 2019, 09:52
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The peeping tom was later charged with "Loitering within tent".
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Old 20th Jan 2019, 10:05
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No Bruce. SAS does not stand for Sheilas And Sea!
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