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They were completely unaware that Sgt Wilson was in the background, listening to their every word.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Sir, he is asking my name!
Don't tell him Pike!
Don't tell him Pike!
Avoid imitations
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It's that bloke from India again. He says we've got a virus and we need to open the windows!
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"And if you look at it ven I turn it on, it puts you in a trance... see it vorks"
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"And zer apple struddle comes out from zer hole ven cooked"
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"Soo zer Britishers have cracked the Enigma code, ve need to try a different approach, ve vill call it ze article 50 and send in plain text, zey vill not know vhat has hit zem"
How does it verk? I haf no idea! I only joined zer Signals Corps because of zer excellent pay und conditions!
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"Ja... so ve have Ersatz Mocca, Ersatz Macchiato, Ersatz Café Latte and Ersatz Double Espress...."
Schmidt! Klemperer here has misplaced his U-Boat. Can you put out a call and see if anyone has seen it?
Yes sir. But we are just outside Moscow, sir.
Yes sir. But we are just outside Moscow, sir.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry but I've forgotten my next line...
Don't tell them your name Hecht!
Mein Gott the new Manchester United manager has won his 5th Game in a row....that will never be bettered
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OMG it's my turn to take the new message to Hitler. Stalingrad has fallen. I hope he does not shoot the messenger
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OMG it's my turn to take the new message to Hitler. Stalingrad has fallen. I hope he does not shoot the messenger