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Old 7th Jan 2019, 11:59
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Two's in hot!
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Old 7th Jan 2019, 11:59
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...If Carlsberg did Flight Crew...…
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Old 7th Jan 2019, 12:01
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Ah, but where, and in what direction, was it meant to be parked?
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Old 7th Jan 2019, 13:17
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NEWSFLASH:

Shortages in aircrew becoming apparent, strain showing on deployed RAF pilots, several noted to be cracking up, deeper investigation planned....

NEWSFLASH Ends:
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Old 7th Jan 2019, 14:05
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We'll show them we don't get our knickers in a twist.
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Old 7th Jan 2019, 14:06
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TWT and friend model the latest cool flight gear.
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Old 7th Jan 2019, 16:33
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Coming soon to a low-cost airline near you:

"In the unlikely event that the aircraft lands on water, swimming costumes are provided beneath your seat. The cabin crew are modelling these now."

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"Your ticket is valid for persons weighing (including clothing) up to 60 kg. Excess kilograms are charged at £20 each."
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Old 7th Jan 2019, 17:07
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In an amazing leap in stealth technology 8 out of ten aircrew failed to see the Gripen.
However two female pilots were heard to mutter "Bitches!"
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Old 7th Jan 2019, 17:15
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Lineys grow their hair longer everyday, scruffy lot.

Ttfn
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Old 7th Jan 2019, 18:59
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For quality control purposes, personnel from Admin Wing were used for the photo-shoot.
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Old 7th Jan 2019, 19:58
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More from your favourite low-cost airline:

To keep fares down, the cabin temperature is set to 30*C. In this illustration we show you how you might make the best of it.
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Old 8th Jan 2019, 09:59
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"Sorry Wendy, it seemed too good to be true when he promised he could get us to Ibiza in just a few minutes."
"That's Ok Abigail, I have a bottle of water in my luggage to rinse your mouth out if you want."
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Old 8th Jan 2019, 10:54
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RAF release photographic proof that there is no substance to allegations of gender quota, or bias of any kind by the Selection Board when choosing student intakes. The best candidates are always selected irrespective of outside influences. Honest.
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Old 8th Jan 2019, 13:00
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The pilot saying we had to blow into the engine manual start valve. Strange it was on his belt

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Old 8th Jan 2019, 13:14
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Right Lesbian sex at 40000 feet another one ticked off the bucket list.
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Old 8th Jan 2019, 16:48
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Stripping off for a double moon was easy but getting dressed again was something else.
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Old 8th Jan 2019, 18:37
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"If we tied hay and straw to our feet would that help us keep in step?"
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Old 8th Jan 2019, 21:07
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Having flown a drone by Heathrow that should delay departures so we can still make the flight to Cyprus
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Old 9th Jan 2019, 03:58
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A fantastic standard as ever..... There were a number of deserving winners...

Of note were:
NutLoose's "While the nav was fitted with all the latest electronic devices, the battery pack was a bitch to haul about."
Dan Gerous's "I feel the need, the need to breed."
and Wensleydale's "Despite hearing shouts to the contrary, Ethyl was sure that she and Doris were not walking in front of a Sopwith Camel Foot."


However the one that managed to tickle my personal funny bone (yip yip) the most was......



" Too close for missiles, switching to.....oh dear! "

DirtyProp ... over to you!
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Old 9th Jan 2019, 08:06
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Well done DP, creamed it.
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