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Old 10th Jan 2019, 23:54
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The 'Phone zombies' prepare for their first patrol with a quick Instagram. #solockedandloaded.
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 01:47
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"Aren't we supposed to form a circle?, that's what the cowboys do"
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 01:50
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Man behind the man with the bino's

"Excuse me, but what is the dress code for today, sleeves neatly rolled up or sleeves down, one would hate to go into combat improperly dressed"
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 01:51
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 01:55
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Ok Brothers, we will ensure no one crosses this picket line until our brothers at Jaguar Landrover are properly taken care off and the threat of redundancies is lifted.
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 04:33
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"They are not responding to the loudhailer, so put up the big sign that says "Show us your t!ts"
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 05:57
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Guy far right. "Hey mate. Why are you wearing Forest camo? You do realise that you make us stand out now don't you?"
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 06:40
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Yes Sir, I can read their sign now...it says 'We are behind you'
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 09:06
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When I installed a firewall on my PC, I was not expecting this!

OR

Just one well-aimed shell will take all this lot out!
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 09:43
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"The general will not pay your bribe and wants his Windows 10 computer unlocked right now".
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 10:43
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman View Post
Guy far right. "Hey mate. Why are you wearing Forest camo? You do realise that you make us stand out now don't you?"

"And when Buster gives the order to open fire, remember he cannot tell his left from his right, so if he calls engage enemy to the left, shoot at those on the right...ok got it?"
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 10:48
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"Well he did call in the Navy to assist turning back the migrant tide, unfortunately he didn't specify who, so we have deployed the marines"
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 13:06
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"Why don't we just build a big old wall instead, surely that wouldn't cause a fuss?"
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 15:40
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Think the chap in the model boat in Skegness will be in trouble
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Fathers for Justice sitting on the motorway bridge finds the Police have employed a new tactic to keep the traffic moving
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 17:00
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They had their place in the queue for the post-Brexit ferry, and they weren’t going to be shifted.
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 17:34
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Now just ignore the camera, pretend it is not there
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Bart picked the wrong crowd to mingle in as a pickpocket
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I have told you all before silence your phone on deployment
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 18:45
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"You're not having our diesel land-rovers' sod the emissions"
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 18:46
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" Yes, this is the Brixton uber taxi rank, have you booked?"
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 18:53
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Attention all- the reddish colored FOX is the target for today. Do NOT shoot the lighter colored hounds ... or those on horses !
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 19:27
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"Should we be wearing helmets?"

"F**k that. It's hot and only a photo-shoot. Nobody will notice anyway."
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