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NEWSFLASH:
Shortages in aircrew becoming apparent, strain showing on deployed RAF pilots, several noted to be cracking up, deeper investigation planned....
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Shortages in aircrew becoming apparent, strain showing on deployed RAF pilots, several noted to be cracking up, deeper investigation planned....
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Coming soon to a low-cost airline near you:
"In the unlikely event that the aircraft lands on water, swimming costumes are provided beneath your seat. The cabin crew are modelling these now."
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"Your ticket is valid for persons weighing (including clothing) up to 60 kg. Excess kilograms are charged at £20 each."
"In the unlikely event that the aircraft lands on water, swimming costumes are provided beneath your seat. The cabin crew are modelling these now."
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"Your ticket is valid for persons weighing (including clothing) up to 60 kg. Excess kilograms are charged at £20 each."
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For quality control purposes, personnel from Admin Wing were used for the photo-shoot.
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"Sorry Wendy, it seemed too good to be true when he promised he could get us to Ibiza in just a few minutes."
"That's Ok Abigail, I have a bottle of water in my luggage to rinse your mouth out if you want."
"That's Ok Abigail, I have a bottle of water in my luggage to rinse your mouth out if you want."
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A fantastic standard as ever..... There were a number of deserving winners...
Of note were:
NutLoose's "While the nav was fitted with all the latest electronic devices, the battery pack was a bitch to haul about."
Dan Gerous's "I feel the need, the need to breed."
and Wensleydale's "Despite hearing shouts to the contrary, Ethyl was sure that she and Doris were not walking in front of a Sopwith Camel Foot."
However the one that managed to tickle my personal funny bone (yip yip) the most was......
" Too close for missiles, switching to.....oh dear! "
DirtyProp ... over to you!
Of note were:
NutLoose's "While the nav was fitted with all the latest electronic devices, the battery pack was a bitch to haul about."
Dan Gerous's "I feel the need, the need to breed."
and Wensleydale's "Despite hearing shouts to the contrary, Ethyl was sure that she and Doris were not walking in front of a Sopwith Camel Foot."
However the one that managed to tickle my personal funny bone (yip yip) the most was......
" Too close for missiles, switching to.....oh dear! "
DirtyProp ... over to you!