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Gnome de PPRuNe
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So you see Vladimir Vladimirovich, not only have you been naughty, you really haven't been nice at all.
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Look, it says here that you are really known as Vlad the Impalim... but your little secret is safe with me.
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
"No, put Theresa and Donald on the nice list. And what's his name, the one who stabbed Boris in the back. Man after my own heart"
The Stig.s Russian cousin gets the gig no one wants
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Your gonna need a bigger book
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And you see Mr President, If President Trump does not recall all the Carrier Battle Groups to port we can release these pictures of him and Stormy
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Your gonna need a bigger book
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And you see Mr President, If President Trump does not recall all the Carrier Battle Groups to port we can release these pictures of him and Stormy
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"So my pre-emptive strike is set for the 24th, I will fly in under radar using stealth technology and cloud cover to mask my approach and deliver my load to down town Washington before they have time to react, the only problem I foresee is Trump is on my naughty list, so I cannot directly hit the White House"
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And you can cross him of your Christmas card list, Trump sacked him...and her, her, him, him, her, those and erm, him I believe"
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"And if you take three of those twice a day, it should clear up that nasty growth on the back of your head"
There for your Christmas present I have managed to disguise the Playboy Calendar 2019 as a religious book, said President Putin
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Report from Agent Tusk stationed in Brussels, he has well and truly cooked Ms May's goose and that Agent Corbyn is on track to win the General Election on 1st April 2019
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Report from Agent Tusk stationed in Brussels, he has well and truly cooked Ms May's goose and that Agent Corbyn is on track to win the General Election on 1st April 2019
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Nyet! You mustn't take any green ones, they're mine. And watch the toffee pennies, they remove your fillings
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Ah, what I always wanted ... the Cyrillic edition of the UK MoD Telephone Directory.
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"Dah, it is a gift from the people of the Ukraine to you Mr President, it is a game apparently, they called it Jumanji"
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"And this button launches Bahhhh Humbug"
That's more like it. The Guinness Book of World Record , Russia edition' you have all the world records and best times Mr President
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So he can't be hacked by GCHQ President Putin demands all communications in printed format, and for speed he employs Santa.
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So he can't be hacked by GCHQ President Putin demands all communications in printed format, and for speed he employs Santa.