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Old 12th Apr 2008, 12:33
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Jeff's idea of filling her full of helium seemed to do the trick!
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Old 12th Apr 2008, 14:12
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Apparently, fitness standards ARE different for men and women recruits......
 
Old 12th Apr 2008, 16:32
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Pvt Bloggs found out why he was unlucky 13 when he noticed she was'nt wearing anything under the skirt
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Old 12th Apr 2008, 17:05
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The new 'Powerlift Your Partner' format for the RAFFT was less well received on units where partners were found to be of above average build.
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Old 12th Apr 2008, 17:16
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The Russian Army's programme to get their rotund Generals fit again takes its first tenuous steps.
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Old 12th Apr 2008, 17:22
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US cheerleaders perform their parody of the MOD's procurement process.

13 = MOD
21, 16,23,64,24 = Medium Lift helicopter options.
00 = AgustaWestland Merlin
 
Old 12th Apr 2008, 20:54
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The new Commandant OASC introduced some decidedly innovative selection techniques into the leadership exercises.
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Old 12th Apr 2008, 21:52
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Sgt. Davies learns a new meaning for 'acid rain'
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Old 14th Apr 2008, 15:57
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"I cannae hold her much longer, Captain" - in Star Trek "Scotty" voice.
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Old 14th Apr 2008, 16:13
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In 3 seconds, the guy holding her will clap his hands and disappear.
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Old 14th Apr 2008, 16:35
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The Lord Webber ups the stakes in the "I'll do Anything" final
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Old 14th Apr 2008, 17:29
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>"I cannae hold her much longer, Captain" - in Star Trek "Scotty" voice.<

Or maybe "For Christ's sake beam her up, Scotty, NOW"
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Old 15th Apr 2008, 19:39
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Mary was determined to prove to the judges that her 00kg weight label was factual......
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Old 15th Apr 2008, 19:42
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Mary and her partner were determined not to have their left hands super-glued to their left legs by the local practical joker like the rest of their unfortunate team!
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Old 15th Apr 2008, 20:11
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Caption

Now. while your'e up there, I'II get you to change that light bulb.
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Old 15th Apr 2008, 20:33
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This picture taken a microsecond before the crash!
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Old 16th Apr 2008, 00:13
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RAF puts the new budget 'Martin Baker' through its paces.
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Old 16th Apr 2008, 18:39
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"Having spent a week under instruction with a Chinook helicopter squadron, Prince William flew a legitimate training sortie which tested his new skills to the limit," an MoD spokesman said.
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Old 17th Apr 2008, 00:06
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No 13 wished that the long blue arm from an earlier caption competition picture would now reach down and save him.
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Old 17th Apr 2008, 00:09
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See, I move her legs together and the arms go up.
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