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Old 1st Apr 2008, 09:38
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Enraged sheep : Get me to a vet before this thing on my arse gets any bigger.....
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Old 1st Apr 2008, 09:43
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"Remember, a lamb isn't just for Christmas. Used carefully it will make tasty and nutritious shepherd's pies until Jan 15th at least.
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Old 1st Apr 2008, 10:45
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Yer but it comes with strings attached.
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Old 1st Apr 2008, 11:25
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1st grunt "Shagtastic"
2nd grunt "Ooh behave"
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Old 1st Apr 2008, 11:51
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sheep shearing

'Are you going to be shearing that tonight' asks the soldier on the left.

'Not bloody likely, you'll have to find your own!'
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Old 1st Apr 2008, 12:45
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Grunt holding sheep - "She says "Do ya wanna meet her sister?""
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Old 1st Apr 2008, 13:45
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Sheep: "When he talks I bet you can't see my lips move."
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Old 1st Apr 2008, 15:28
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I'm sure I lost my watch in there somewhere..
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Old 1st Apr 2008, 18:44
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I'm not ignoring you ducky, you're next!
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Old 1st Apr 2008, 20:30
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And this is how the company came to be known as the ram-raiders.
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Old 1st Apr 2008, 21:00
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They said I could sell the wife for a camel. When they actually saw her, all they gave me was this lousy sheep!
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Old 2nd Apr 2008, 20:26
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Just a minute while I slip into my new fleece...
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Old 4th Apr 2008, 08:19
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Well it's Friday so it's time to judge, and I'd like to nominate The NR Fairy for:

'PFC Smith was to be commended on his sighting and defusing of the IED. "The det cord gave it away" he said when interviewed after.'

All yours NR.
 
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Try this one :



Apologies for the delay in posting - the sandpit where I currently am for work (two tall towers, full of Saudis - hint enough?) was on holiday yesterday. As an aside, I thought it was bloody hot yesterday and all I was doing was relaxing. Kudos to the guys and gals who actually work for a living in these temperatures.
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Old 5th Apr 2008, 02:51
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Not a quote, but hasn't this one already been done?
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Old 5th Apr 2008, 07:07
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Yes, it has. (Can't stop - I'm just going to use the search facility to see what won last time).
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Old 5th Apr 2008, 07:27
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This great grandma was waiting for kids to come back after allowing them to play in their inflatable...
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Old 5th Apr 2008, 14:15
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Arse. Apologies - so long since I've won a round . . .
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Old 5th Apr 2008, 21:10
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Just find another...
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Old 6th Apr 2008, 02:51
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Four days later and Gladys was determined to get value for money from the hire fee!
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