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12th Apr 2008, 12:33

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Brian Dixon

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Jeff's idea of filling her full of helium seemed to do the trick!

12th Apr 2008, 14:12

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brickhistory

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Apparently, fitness standards ARE different for men and women recruits......

12th Apr 2008, 16:32

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clicker

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Pvt Bloggs found out why he was unlucky 13 when he noticed she was'nt wearing anything under the skirt

12th Apr 2008, 17:05

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splitbrain

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The new 'Powerlift Your Partner' format for the RAFFT was less well received on units where partners were found to be of above average build.

12th Apr 2008, 17:16

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Beatriz Fontana

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The Russian Army's programme to get their rotund Generals fit again takes its first tenuous steps.

12th Apr 2008, 17:22

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GPMG

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US cheerleaders perform their parody of the MOD's procurement process.

13 = MOD
21, 16,23,64,24 = Medium Lift helicopter options.
00 = AgustaWestland Merlin

12th Apr 2008, 20:54

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ACW599

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The new Commandant OASC introduced some decidedly innovative selection techniques into the leadership exercises.

12th Apr 2008, 21:52

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wileydog3

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Sgt. Davies learns a new meaning for 'acid rain'

14th Apr 2008, 15:57

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Roadster280

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"I cannae hold her much longer, Captain" - in Star Trek "Scotty" voice.

14th Apr 2008, 16:13

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ZH875

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In 3 seconds, the guy holding her will clap his hands and disappear.

14th Apr 2008, 16:35

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6Z3

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The Lord Webber ups the stakes in the "I'll do Anything" final

14th Apr 2008, 17:29

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ACW599

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>"I cannae hold her much longer, Captain" - in Star Trek "Scotty" voice.<

Or maybe "For Christ's sake beam her up, Scotty, NOW"

15th Apr 2008, 19:39

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PingDit

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Mary was determined to prove to the judges that her 00kg weight label was factual......

15th Apr 2008, 19:42

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PingDit

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or....

Mary and her partner were determined not to have their left hands super-glued to their left legs by the local practical joker like the rest of their unfortunate team!

15th Apr 2008, 20:11

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ekoja

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Caption

Now. while your'e up there, I'II get you to change that light bulb.

15th Apr 2008, 20:33

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seekayess

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This picture taken a microsecond before the crash!

16th Apr 2008, 00:13

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hurn

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RAF puts the new budget 'Martin Baker' through its paces.

16th Apr 2008, 18:39

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PICKS135

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"Having spent a week under instruction with a Chinook helicopter squadron, Prince William flew a legitimate training sortie which tested his new skills to the limit," an MoD spokesman said.